The Gabber-Match

Summary: the stars of World Wrestling Entertainment get harassed by two star struck interviewers.

Note: We have never read any other interview stories so any similarities are purely coincidental.

Disclaimer: We own no part of the WWE or the stars, but I own pictures, lots and lots of pictures…

Authors: Midnite and Omega Rouge

Chapter 1: The Rock

Midnite: Welcome to the first edition of the Gabber-Mouth, I'm Midnite.

Omega Rouge: And I'm Omega Rouge, her co-host.

Midnite: And today we bring you the peoples chump, The Rock. Excuse my bitterness.

Omega Rouge: We will, please come out Mr. The Rock and enlighten us.

-:Rocky comes out and takes a seat:-

Omega Rouge: Good day Mr. The Rock.

The Rock: Just call the Rock, the Rock.

Midnite: Well, Midnite wants to know why the Rock always speaks like the Rock's another person, because Midnite thinks that the Rock has deep psychological problems.

Omega Rouge: Midnite, mind your manners, I apologize Rock, she has deep psychological problems.

Midnite: Well, pardon me if I happen to agree with Raven that you are all depraved

Omega Rouge: Well, at least I have taste, I don't like freaks.

Midnite: -:Glares angrily:-

The Rock: If the two of you would shut up, you would hear the millions and millions of the Rock's fans chanting the Rock's name.

Midnite: -:whispers:- Does he know that there is no audience?

Omega Rouge: -:whispers:- I don't think so, but I agree, he does have psychological problems.

Midnite: -:whispers:- Deep psychological problems.

Omega Rouge: -:whispers:- Agreed.

The Rock: Hey the Rock hears you muttering and the Rock doesn't like it.

Omega Rouge: Honestly, the Rock is an idiot.

The Rock: The Rock doesn't appreciate that jabronie.

Midnite: The Rock can go appreciate himself the way that we all know that he does.

The Rock: The Rock says, just bring it.

Omega Rouge: Oh, by the way, Midnite, I brought lunch.

Midnite: Oh, good, what did you bring?

The Rock: You're ignoring the Rock again, the Rock doesn't like that.

Omega Rouge: The Rock can finally realise that he has no intellectual stability.

The Rock: The Rock wants to know what you just said

Midnite: In short, she said that you are insane and she is damn right. You're an idiot, Rocky.

The Rock: Now that Rock will have to hurt you. -:Grabs Midnite to rock bottom her:-

Midnite: Discy, come.

-:Disco Inferno comes out from behind a desk wearing a dog collar and jumps on the Rock and starts to viciously attack him:-

The Rock: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Omega Rouge: this should be interesting.

Midnite: I have to introduce our pet, Disco Inferno. You attack us and you answer to him.

Omega Rouge: You should have quit while you were ahead, as if you ever were.

Midnite: Till next time.

-:Rock runs away screaming like a girl:-

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(Can you tell that Midnite hates the Rock?)

(Discy is Disco's pet name.)