A/N: Just roll with it, rofl. xD
Anthony: (bursts inside with a violent, unpleasant force) Mr. Todd! Johanna just gave me a key! Now I can help her leave that forsaken prison she resides in and stopped being watched over the same man that you're about to kill! I mean...shit.
Turpin: (blinks) You mean...the key with the blue paw print on it?
Anthony: Well, uh, sure! (pulls out key and points to paw print) Yes, there it is, right there.
Turpin: (jumps out of chair with glee and begins to clap hands in a merry fashion) We found the last clue! You found it! You found it! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Mrs. Lovett: (scampers upstairs) Bow bow?
Sweeney: (grin) You know what this means...!
Anthony and Turpin: (bouncing around with childlike innocence) THINKING CHAIR!!!
Mrs. Lovett: (chasing her tail) Bow bow bow!
Anthony and Turpin sit cross-legged infront of the red barber chair, holding lollies and smiling pink-faced.
Sweeney does a jig, Mrs. Lovett prancing on all fours behind him. Sweeney plops down into his barber chair. A happy tune begins to play.
Sweeney: (singing) We found the last paw print, it's the third clue! We put it in our notebook because their Blue's clues! (leans forward) Who's clues?
Anthony and Turpin: (wide eyed and giggly) BLUE'S CLUES!
Sweeney: (singing) We sit down in our thinking chair and think...think... thi-i-ink.
Mrs. Lovett: (perching herself on Sweeney's shoulder) Bowwww bow bow!
Sweeney: Cause when we use our minds and take a step at a time, we can do ANYTHING...
Mrs. Lovett: (giddy and licking Sweeney's face) BOW BOW!!
Sweeney: (jazz hands) THAT WE WANNA DO!!
The music abruptly ends and Sweeney kills the three of them.
