Crime And Really Cool Stuff
Chapter One : 12:00 Midnight
KND TREE HOUSE, 11:52 PM
"ANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD WELCOME TO......... LAZY PEOPLE WHO SPEND THEIR LIFES PLAYING VIDEO GAMES INSIDER : SPECIAL EDITON!" Numbuh Four's eyes were as if they were glued open. This was the best day of his life...or, tommorow is. Or, today, or mabye yesterday, or..... he was just happy, okay? The Platinum Video Fun System Of Awsome Graphics And Gameplay (Or, PVFSAGG, as it should be called) was going to be realesed in exactly eight minutes. It was the best game system ever created since the last one! He held five dollars in his hand, and tightly. In fact, he was so excited, he turned up the TV alot. Alot.
Numbuh One came into the living room, with a really scary look on his face. No really, it was scary. He had one eye open and one closed, a cross between a frown and a grin, and eyebrows in a position I thought was impossible to get them at. This would have scared Numbuh Four too... If he wasn't clutching on to a five dollar bill with wide eyes and was drooling. Numbuh One tried to scream, but considering how tired he was, it was more of a mumble.
"Turn down TV or 'cuz not sleeping well and need quieter...." He tried to speak fluently, but that's hard to do when you're half asleep.
"Yeah sure whatever." Numbuh Four ignored him almost completely.
"I sa--" Numbuh One fell over, sleeping.
"THE COUNTDOWN FOR THE PVFSAGG BEGINS NOW!
FIVE.....
FOUR.....
THREE.....
TWO......
TWO AND A HALF......
TWO AGAIN......
STILL TWO.....
ALMOST ONE......
I STARTED TOO EARLY....
ONE.....
ZERO!"
Numbuh Four ran faster than he'd ever ran before. It was here! The moment was here! The PVFSAGG was out! He would celebrate, but he was too much of an obsessed gamer. So he ran all the way too the mall -- in less than five minutes!
He stopped at VIDEO CAVE, almost leaving a trail of fire.
"PVFSAGG.....need.....have....money...."
He gave the man his five dollar bill.
"Alright....so, where's the rest?" The man asked.
"BUT I GAVE IT TO YOU! THE AD SAID IT WAS FIVE DOLLARS!" Numbuh Four would have turned into the Hulk, but he hasn't been near any gamma rays, so he just yelled.
"Oh no!" The man laughed. "It said it was five HUNDRED dollars!"
Numbuh Four fainted.