Rina and Rocky here. Ever wonder what it would be like if The Outsiders read the stories on FFN? Yeah, so did we, so we decided to write this.
Two-Bit: Hey guys! Look I found this site...has all sorts of shit about us!
Dallas: What are you babbling about now, Two-Bit?
(Gang walks over to the computer.)
Two-Bit: It's this site called Fanfiction.net...it has all kinds of stories that people wrote about us.
Steve: Really? Anything good?
Two-bit: Don't know, I thought we could all read it together.
Soda: Alright. Hey, what's this Dares one?
Two-Bit: I don't know I'll try (Clicks on the link and they read)
Dally: Now that's fucked up...Look what they want us to do! Me in a love scene with Tim? Yuck. (Gang laughs.)
Steve: A tutu!?
Dally: Man these girls are really fucked up...
Johnny: (Blushes after reading about the passionate kiss he and Dally shared.)
Pony: NSYNC? What were they thinking?
Dally: More like N Suck
Two-Bit: Ok I've read enough, lets find something else.
Soda: Alright. (Soda takes control of the mouse to search for another story.)
Darry: There's one...called "She hates me"
Soda: Okay. (Soda clicks on it.)
Darry: I don't do drugs! Never have, never will
Two-Bit: You should try some then, help you relax.
Darry: (Smacks Two-Bit)
Two-Bit: Owww!
Pony: Hey, what's that one? A Day in the Life by Two-Bit Mathews?
Two-Bit: Huh?
Pony: Two-Bit dressed up like a girl?!
Two-Bit: I did not! What kinda story is this!?
(The gang laughs at him.)
Steve: Evie was wondering where her eyelash curler was.
Dally: At least they didn't make you gay.
Steve: lets find a new story.
Soda: Sandy haters unite? That sounds mean...
Pony: Yeah, it does...
Darry: What reason do they have to hate her if they don't know her?
Steve: Cause she hurt Soda. (Soda hangs his head.)
Pony: It'll be ok Sodapop.
Dally: Wow look at all the stuff they did to her....wow
Two-Bit: (After reading about Sandy's experience in jail.) Now that's funny.
Soda just glared at him.
Steve: The penguins beat her with sticks! (falls to floor laughing)
Soda: (Smirks) Yea...that is kind of amusing...
Dally: Yeah, when are people getting beat up by penguins not funny?
Sandy: When that person is you.
(Johnny jumps and pales.) Johnny: Where'd you come from?
Sandy: Just got back. (penguins come in and beat Sandy with Sticks for coming into the story)
Dally: Nope...still funny (Soda takes the sticks from them.)
(Steve is still laughing.)
Sandy: Owww! Soda help me!
Soda: No that's ok, next story?
Dally: Anyone notice how alot of the stories on here are repetitive?
Soda, Darry and Pony: And we do NOT have a sister!
Two-Bit: Where's all these girls that have moved here?
Steve: None of us are gay, I don't think.
Dally: And what's with all this time travel shit? (Gang shrugs.)
Darry: and alot of the stuff on here isn't even stories. I mean this is a place for stories not advertisements.
Pony: I am not mentally unstable.
Soda: We know you're not.
Johnny: I don't have a cousin that's come to live with me...I don't even have a cousin...
Dally: What's with all these continuation fics? and people bringing us back from the dead?
Steve: Hey....why aren't you dead?
Johnny: I see dead people
Ok and that's it for now, I'll go through my list of stuff that's been done too much as write more later but for now review!