Disclaimer I don't own Godzilla, Hedorah, Biollante, etc.
Godzilla, King of the monsters was engaged in a battle with rose monster, Biollante.
Biollante: Give it up ass wipe! You'll never win.
Godzilla: I've beaten you before and I'll do it again.
Just then Hedorah the smog monster appears behind Godzilla.
Hedorah: Hey asshole, thanks for leaving our battle.
Hedorah sees Biollante
Hedorah: Who's that?
Godzilla: That's Biollante, she and I are in the middle of a fight that you just interrupted.
Hedorah's eyes turn a pinkish shade of red.
Hedorah: I like your tentacle thingies.
Godzilla:
Uh?
Biollante: Thanks, I like your arms.
Hedorah: Thanks.
Godzilla: You two make a great couple Hedorah, you got veiny skin, she's got veiny skin. Your big, she's big. You hate me, she hates me. You make a messed up roaring sound, she makes a messed up roaring sound.
Headorah and Biollante look at each other while Godzilla talks on and on and on.
Biollante: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Hedorah: Yes.
Godzilla: And that is why you two would make a great couple.
Godzilla: Guys were did you go?
Just then Godzilla was thrown into the air and lands into a pit.
Standing atop, Hedorah and Biollante, laughing manically.
Biollante: Let's finish.
Hedorah: I'll hit him in the balls!
Hedorah fires his crimson eye beam, but it accidentally hits him in the left eye.
Godzilla: Ow my fucking eye, you hit my eye, what the fuck were you thinking in that giant piece of crap that you call your brain!
Hedorah: Opps! Let me cool you off.
Hedorah fires a ball of acid sludge at Godzilla.
Godzilla: Fuck!
Hedorah pukes acid all over Godzilla.
Hedorah: That got rid of him. Let's go! I would love to get to know you miss Biollante.
Biollante: Anyone that can beat the crap out of Godzilla like that is a friend of mine.
Hedorah: Friend, right!
The two walk away from the pit to who knows were.
That's all for chapter 1.