Are you hungry? Want some chicken?
It taste's good: finger lickin'
And there on the side, we have fish that's fried
For we'll start the diet on Sunday!

Yesterday, we had chicken
So today, middles thicken
For we ate too much, then went out for lunch
But we'll start the diet on Monday!

In a minute, we can go for ice-cream
Then complain: that's not enough for us!
I'll say are you hungry? You said "No, man!"
But you buy a bag of chips to munch!

Later on, we'll conspire,
(While we make the sandwich higher)
To face unafraid the plans that we made:
For we'll start the diet on Tuesday!

wednesday is Grace's wedding,
where we'll gain extra padding
We'll have wedding cake... one more slice for Eric's sake
for we'll start the diet on Thursday!

Now I've gone and finished all the chocholate
And I've eaten both the omlettes too
you can have the bolgainsse spaghetti
and we'll split the tiramisu into two!

It's Friday, my tummy's bulging.
for we've really been indulging!
we should start today and not saturday...
But there's this cafe starting a buffet!