You IDIOT! Didn't I tell you that this was being revised? I'm not exactly proud of this story just yet, which is sad since I've had in my head for the past year. Also I want to finally write a LucinaXShulk fic that I'm proud of. So please come back later!

The end of the world started with a vacation. Not a black hole or an alien invasion, but when god choose to take a vacation, that is what trigged a war so awful, the very few who survived like to speak of it. It all started when the pokemon who stood for the sky burst in the doors…

"He's coming!" Rayquaza exclaimed. All of the legendary and mythical pokemon where using human form, a form rarely used outside of council meetings. As for the rest of the gods, they looked the same as they did, for they had no reason to change. As for Rayquaza, she took on the form of a human girl, about the age of 21 with sleek green hair pulled back with a blood-red ribbon, while wearing a green, red and yellow samurai outfit.

"Who is?" Cobalion asked taking on the form of a 30 year old man with short turquoise hair with two giant orange horns attached with a headband.

"Arceus" Rayquaza hissed through gritted teeth.

There was a silence. The only thing that could be heard was the rain as it fell outside in small droplets.

"WHAT?!" Xernas shrieked.

"He's going on vacation now?" Viridi exclaimed. "Couldn't he have given us a heads up or something?"

"This is bad." Heatran whispered. "Really really bad."

"Quit being a bunch of babies" Terrakion hissed. "We all knew this day would come"

"He's right" Naga said. "We can't rely on Arceus for everything"

"Why can't we?" Nayru asked.

"Because" Palutena mused. "What kind of gods would we be then?"

There was another silence. Each raindrop that fell reminded all of the gods that they're leader, the great Arceus was really leaving. It stayed like that for about an hour until a loud voice boomed across the hall.

"LISTEN UP YOU PIPSQUEAKS!" the voice boomed loudly echoing across the halls.

"It's him." Manaphy whispered to Shaymin in awe. "It's Arceus"

"You don't say" Shaymin whispered back clearly annoyed.

Then, faster than the speed of light, the door opened. It was dark and rainy outside but the background shined with a blinding light that made everyone look away. And just like that, god was standing in the doorway.

Arceus took on the form of a human man, about the age of 27 with a long white ponytail and a lab coat.

"RAYQUAZA WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THIS BUT INCASE SHE DIDN'T HERES THE SCOOP!" Arceus hollered across the room. "I'M GOING ON A NICE YEAR LONG VACATION! AND IF YOU INTERUPT ME OR DO ANYTHING BAD YOU WILL BE PUNISHED SEVERLY!"

"ALRIGHT." Hoopa said. "You don't have to scream.

Arceus whipped his head around to stare at Hoopa. "That little comment has costed you a one month vacation here"

Hoopa's jaw dropped. "But-bu" Hoopa stammered in shock.

"Now then." Arceus said. "Where was I? Oh that's right!" Acreus turned and pointed to Palutena. "I'M LEAVING PALUTENA IN CHARGE! YOU ARE TO OBEY HER EVERY COMMAND!"

"WHAT?!" Viridi and Palutena screamed at the same time.

"M-milord I am v-very h-honored to b-be give th-this duty but are you c-certain." Palutena stammered.

"I am" Arceus said.

"I AM NOT FOLLOWING LITTLE MISS HUMAN LOVING KNOW-IT-ALL FOR ONE YEAR!" VIridi shrieked.

"If you're not ok with it you can leave." Arceus said.

"I will!" Viridi cried as she stormed out. "But this isn't the last you'll see of me! I have a feeling someone, like I don't know, The Dark Alliance will take advantage of this~"

Everyone gasped at the mention of the evil organization that rebelled against Arceus.

"Let them try!" Arceus laughed. "Those fools don't have the guts!"

Meanwhile from the shadows an evil force watched the scene in delight.

"WHAT'S THIS?!" The voice cried in delight. "Arceus gone? For the entire year!? This sounds almost too good to be true!"

"It is true." A female voice exclaimed. He's leaving tomorrow."

"WELL" the first voice exclaimed. "It would be such a waste to take advantage of that great opportunity! TOMMORROW! The second Arceus leaves we start causing our mischief!"

Many voices started to cheer in delight until a women in red raised her hand, silencing them.

"I'll get to work right away my lord." The women said with a smile. "But… aren't you worried about the heroes of the dimensions? They will try to stop us."

"Hmmm… that's true." The voice mused. Than the voice let out a laugh. 'Let them try. We've been planning this for over a year now!"

Suddenly a hand covered in blood reached out and made a fist.

"I'll be waiting for them."