I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

Summary: Dating a normal human being isn't what it's cracked up to be when you're famous, he obviously knew that but he didn't know it be this bad. Watch as Hollywood's most beloved couple step into the deepest darkest depths of Hollywood's dark side. Flones have become controversial.

A/N: I dreamt. I woke. I wrote. This vision was so vivid and enticing that I just had to write this down! So I hope you all enjoy :)

A/N 2: I should tell you all that I'm deleting a large majority of my fanfictions. Want to save your favorites? Tell me yours and I just might save it on my second FF account, Orphans Chips.

Merry Christmas, Tommy

It was a chilly San Franciscan morning. The bay waters were grey and cold, the skies definitely weren't any better. Only small rays of sunlight peeking through the December clouds. Threatening to pour, but why would Mother Nature rain out Christmas Day? It just wasn't her thing.

Among the many couples in San Francisco, they were probably one of the last few to rise from their beds. The blonde; tall, pale, and utterly cute, bouncing on his and his boyfriends' shared bed. Screaming to the top of his lungs,

"IT'S CHRISTMAS!"

Danny Jones sometimes wonders why he even fell in love with the other man. Oh right, he was an understudy in a medical prime-time television show where Tom was a guest star. The original actor being gravely ill (sadly, now dead) and Danny was pulled in at the last second. He didn't have many lines, only enough to fall in love with the celebrity.

Tom landed on his butt as he fell back on his bed out of exhaustion. "Danny! Get...up! C-c'mon!" Tom wheezed. He sat up and poked his brunette boyfriend.

Danny arose like the zombie he was during mornings. Adding a loud groan for effect, he hugged his mate of six years. He snaked his arms around the blonde man's waist and cupped Tom's sides with his hands. A devious smile grew on Danny's face as he started to shuffle his fingers around Tom's sides, picking up speed and fierceness.

"D-Danny?! Danny, no! Stop! Danny!" Tom squealed. "AAAAHHHHH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Danny snickered and kissed Tom's neck before ceasing his actions. Tom turned to straddle the brunette and kissed him full on the lips. He pulled away and smiled wider.

"So what'dya get me?" Tom asked.

"You'll have to see for yourself." Danny tapped Tom's nose.

Tom giggled, "I like the fact you still have your northern accent."

"I like the fact you fail at a British accent even though you're British." Tom slapped Danny's arm and pouted.

"Shut up! I'll get the hang of it! It's only been eight years since I was last at Britain."

"That was for a movie shoot and your stay there was for only five days. Hardly enough time to pick up on it."

"Pft. Whatever." Tom got off Danny with a huff. He stood up. "Now are we gonna open presents or not?"

Danny nodded and the two raced down the stairs of their townhouse with huge smiles on their faces. Tom was always the first one down and ready to open the first one he saw with his name one it.

"Ooh~! Look at this one!" Tom exclaimed. He set it down and bounced excitedly. He carefully peeled off the card attached to it just as Danny kneeled next to him, Danny also pulled out a gift with his name on it.

"Oh! This one's from Carrie." Tom started tearing off the wrapping.

"Weird. I don't remember Carrie's presents coming in the mail." Danny inspected his box also from Carrie.

"It's 'cause you weren't here when I picked them up. Oh, look at this!" Danny's eyes shot up from unwrapping his gift to look at Tom's. "Aw! Don't I just have the best lil' sis in the world? Look at what she got me!"

It was an iPad mini. Danny scoffed. "Seriously? Another useless piece of crap?"

"Hey! It's the thought that counts." Tom pouted. Danny rolled his eyes and ripped off the rest of the paper that concealed his present. His eyes popped open at what lay underneath.

"Awwwwwwwwesome! Carrie you awesome ass little sis!" Danny thrusted the box up in the air. "A fucking Wii U!"

Tom scoffed. "Seriously? Another useless piece of crap?"

Danny looked at his little blonde mockingbird. "Touché."

Tom smiled and stuck his tongue out. Danny shot his head up. "W-wait! I have a comeback!"

"Nuh-uh! You already said 'touché' so no comebacks!" The two shared laughter and smiles for the rest of present opening.

"Merry Christmas, Tommy."

A/N 3: Sorry for the really short introduction but I promise that the later chapters will be longer!