This is a sequel to a slimy Christmas! It is ALL inspired by Scrawler so
everybody, Clap and cheer for Scrawler
HUZZAH, HUZZAH, HUZZAH!!!! Oh and sorry if it is not as good as the original!
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Toad was wondering aimlessly down the hallways. He was doing something. He just couldn't remember what. All of the sudden Scrawler ran past him giggling and Kurt chasing her not far behind.
"Don't run in the house you could hurt. something?"
"Well be careful. OUCH! Who put a wall there!"? That was Scrawler.
Oh yeah! He was looking for his socks. He ran off to find socks. Jennie meanwhile was setting fire to things. Guess who was still there? Pietro! Actually Pietro was there he just was not THERE at the moment. Yeah that made a whole lot of sense. Anyways, as I said Jennie was setting fire to things. People like when Jennie sets fire to things. You know why? Because it is not Pyro setting fire to things!
Speaking of Pyro he came by to support Pyroism. He was made the leader. He called himself pope Pyro. He had a service every Sunday, at midnight so technically Monday! They had 5 followers now. There was Scrawler, Jennie, Chloe (My 'Pyro buddy' From the stable), Pyro and some homeless dude who had nothing better to do. That guys name was Bob. Bob was a normal guy so he was amazed at pope Pyro tricks. He also supported mutants and picketed in from of bank 1 for lack of something better to do.
It was a Sunday morning and no one really had anything to do. They just sat around burning stuff, looking for socks, watching cartoons or fighting. Even Scott was relaxing, Oh no! Was that Rahn and Bobby trying to hit Scott with a water balloon? Yes it was, mission a success. By the way I am here. I am the narrator. I am a Goth, by mutation not by choice. I am married to put it in the least, Cajun. I could say thief, master crook, idiot, any would work. The teammate you knew before, Bant had died almost, what 15 years ago now. The professor had died a short time ago as had Magneto.
It was really weird to be married to an enemy. I'm my profession someone you would be kissing one day and killing the next. Ah, my motto. Kissing one day killing the next. Is that not how all life turned out to be? I know right now I seem to be hectic and unorganized, that is how my life is going right now. Hectic bouncing back and forth, like a ping-pong game. That sounds Chinese to me. What about you?
Back to my crook husband. He really was thinking of joining the x-men, Trying to more like. Things were just as Trying back at his base. They had not battled in years though. When the Professor and Magneto died, so had the spark of war. We have all lost the cause we were representing.
So many humans. We learned something. We don't bother them they kill us. We help them, they kill us. We hurt them, they kill us. We hide, they can't find us. I am going to send you back to our normal routine now. All of us hanging out. Doing nothing until, behold, Speedy Gonzalez joins us.
"Hey, roguey! Gambit says hi he will be home tonight, I will question you later! I must go see my girlfriend!"
"Hey, Pie-pie when are ye gonna ask her?"
"Tonight, maybe tomorrow. Then again the day after sounds nice!"
"Get it done with quick and live up to your name!"
"Fine, tonight"
"Good. I wont miss it Pie- pie"
So Pietro sped away leaving the rest to figure out what civil conversation just transpired between the 2. Scrawler and Kurt still going at it. Missy and Grant. The two were never to be found not sucking on one another's faces. As Bant would have said, disgusting really. She also would have said it with this REALLY annoying fake British accent.
Pyro then came bursting through the front door. Everyone could hear him. It seems he was a bit drunk. Considering he was singing. He was also Swaggering and many other things. Since I have been so busy rambling about how we are doing and annoying people and what not. I have seemingly forgotten it is almost all hallows eve. The mansion was stocked up with candy that was seemingly diminishing by the minute. So they had a hidden stash. Bobby was appointed the task of decorating the lawn so almost everyone was planning to sneak away.
He had not put anything up yet but his room was filled with blue prints and he kept testing ideas. This was going to be one hell of a hallows eve, and there was only 1 week left!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Sound familiar? It does to me too. This one will be based more on the original people and not my friends and I. So I would like you all to enjoy and review! Thank you!
~Bant~ the incredible, inedible Elf.
HUZZAH, HUZZAH, HUZZAH!!!! Oh and sorry if it is not as good as the original!
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Toad was wondering aimlessly down the hallways. He was doing something. He just couldn't remember what. All of the sudden Scrawler ran past him giggling and Kurt chasing her not far behind.
"Don't run in the house you could hurt. something?"
"Well be careful. OUCH! Who put a wall there!"? That was Scrawler.
Oh yeah! He was looking for his socks. He ran off to find socks. Jennie meanwhile was setting fire to things. Guess who was still there? Pietro! Actually Pietro was there he just was not THERE at the moment. Yeah that made a whole lot of sense. Anyways, as I said Jennie was setting fire to things. People like when Jennie sets fire to things. You know why? Because it is not Pyro setting fire to things!
Speaking of Pyro he came by to support Pyroism. He was made the leader. He called himself pope Pyro. He had a service every Sunday, at midnight so technically Monday! They had 5 followers now. There was Scrawler, Jennie, Chloe (My 'Pyro buddy' From the stable), Pyro and some homeless dude who had nothing better to do. That guys name was Bob. Bob was a normal guy so he was amazed at pope Pyro tricks. He also supported mutants and picketed in from of bank 1 for lack of something better to do.
It was a Sunday morning and no one really had anything to do. They just sat around burning stuff, looking for socks, watching cartoons or fighting. Even Scott was relaxing, Oh no! Was that Rahn and Bobby trying to hit Scott with a water balloon? Yes it was, mission a success. By the way I am here. I am the narrator. I am a Goth, by mutation not by choice. I am married to put it in the least, Cajun. I could say thief, master crook, idiot, any would work. The teammate you knew before, Bant had died almost, what 15 years ago now. The professor had died a short time ago as had Magneto.
It was really weird to be married to an enemy. I'm my profession someone you would be kissing one day and killing the next. Ah, my motto. Kissing one day killing the next. Is that not how all life turned out to be? I know right now I seem to be hectic and unorganized, that is how my life is going right now. Hectic bouncing back and forth, like a ping-pong game. That sounds Chinese to me. What about you?
Back to my crook husband. He really was thinking of joining the x-men, Trying to more like. Things were just as Trying back at his base. They had not battled in years though. When the Professor and Magneto died, so had the spark of war. We have all lost the cause we were representing.
So many humans. We learned something. We don't bother them they kill us. We help them, they kill us. We hurt them, they kill us. We hide, they can't find us. I am going to send you back to our normal routine now. All of us hanging out. Doing nothing until, behold, Speedy Gonzalez joins us.
"Hey, roguey! Gambit says hi he will be home tonight, I will question you later! I must go see my girlfriend!"
"Hey, Pie-pie when are ye gonna ask her?"
"Tonight, maybe tomorrow. Then again the day after sounds nice!"
"Get it done with quick and live up to your name!"
"Fine, tonight"
"Good. I wont miss it Pie- pie"
So Pietro sped away leaving the rest to figure out what civil conversation just transpired between the 2. Scrawler and Kurt still going at it. Missy and Grant. The two were never to be found not sucking on one another's faces. As Bant would have said, disgusting really. She also would have said it with this REALLY annoying fake British accent.
Pyro then came bursting through the front door. Everyone could hear him. It seems he was a bit drunk. Considering he was singing. He was also Swaggering and many other things. Since I have been so busy rambling about how we are doing and annoying people and what not. I have seemingly forgotten it is almost all hallows eve. The mansion was stocked up with candy that was seemingly diminishing by the minute. So they had a hidden stash. Bobby was appointed the task of decorating the lawn so almost everyone was planning to sneak away.
He had not put anything up yet but his room was filled with blue prints and he kept testing ideas. This was going to be one hell of a hallows eve, and there was only 1 week left!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Sound familiar? It does to me too. This one will be based more on the original people and not my friends and I. So I would like you all to enjoy and review! Thank you!
~Bant~ the incredible, inedible Elf.