Hey New Yorkers!
Don't you miss the smell of September? That crisp, autumn-y scent of rubber erasers and pencil shavings? Well, I sure as hell don't. October is a much...sexier month. Who doesn't love Halloween: the parties; the costumes that you wear, knowing you'll probably never be Tinkerbell or Little Red Riding Hood ever again. And for our little freshmen, trick-or-treating isn't the hottest thing ever. I'm sure you knew that already. The drought of drama has come and gone. Things are starting to heat up once more. I hear N is back, looking sluttier than ever. They say people change, but N hasn't.
Remember H and her clique? Of course you don't. Now that they're as out-of-style as gladiator sandals, the Pretty Committee girls are enjoying their reign as queen bees. Hopefully H can get her clique back on top. And if they do, will the PC be willing to share their alpha spot? Let's hope not, Westchester thrives on drama. I hear M is having one of her legendary Halloween parties soon. I also hear that H and her friends aren't invited. Ouch! Burned by the devil herself. I thought they made up. I guess it was just for show. Also, things look more than fabulous for girl D and emo T. But it's downhill from there for girl C and soccer J. Hmm, I wonder why. Is it because of C's super bitchiness and being a Massie clone? Or is it that J's eyes are wandering? We'll find out ;)
Sightings
Red head D and T seen holding hands on Fifth Avenue. I hear wedding bells and a 6-carat diamond ring coming D's way sooner or later. A and her emo boyfriend, G seen at Hot Topic. Is G's depressing poems and ripped jeans turning you to the dark side, A? Looks like. Latina A and P at the hot new teen club, Moonlight, in downtown New York. I saw a few things get spicy up in there. Girl C and J being not-so-seen together. Female N and different-colored eyed C holding hands while crossing the busy Westchester streets. How cute...for five year olds. Things are too calm for them; someone needs to give them some drama. Soccer diva K and soccer star D acting like the Beckham couple. AKA making out. Everywhere. Too much PDA is bad for your health, people. H at a shooting arena, going at that bullseye like it owed her money. Is she blowing off steam or practicing for future use? A, the one going out with emo G, jogging around Jamboree Street. Burning calories to fit into her Halloween costume, I suppose. T and female J at Pinkberry. Snore.
Q: Dear GG,
OMG! I can't believe that slut N is back.
-obsessivejonasdisorder
A: Dear obsessivejonasdisorder,
Yeah well, neither can half the population of Westchester. Get over it.
-GG
Q: Dear gg,
ur right i see C and J always fightin and shyt its like "wtf" all the dam time but w/e. i hope M takes slutty N down!
-lullabuhloo
A: Dear lullabuhloo,
Mhmm. Dear, I barely understood that.
-GG
Well, I'm off to Party City to see if their costumes drool-worthy enough. Until then...
XOXO,
Gossip Girl