Patty and Selma Meet a Genie:
Homer Simpson was at his dad's funeral after he had died from , which happened to be a rough time for him. He was also infuriated because Bart had been caught smoking weed on his 15th birthday while watching Two Broke Girls. At the same time, Homer shouted "D'oh!" when the ashes were to be given to Patty and Selma. On the way back to the apartment, Hans Moleman was walking down the street with a lamp. He then bumped into a tree and a radioactive gorilla, who was from the Nuclear Plant, fell out of it, crushing the elderly blind man. Patty and Selma saw the lamp and picked it up.
Abraham's ashes were placed on a windowsill next to the lamp. By complete accident, they accidentally picked up the lamp, thinking it was the ashes, and a genie came out. It looked and sounded exactly like Robin Williams, which could get the rude, cold hearted twins into trouble with Disney and Robin William's estate. The genie then said "You have three wishes, and none of them can be gotten back. World peace, time travel and more wishes are not options, and I advise you against more genies due to paradoxes."
Selma then smoked a cigarette, and yelled "I'll go first", ignoring Patty's wishes. She wished that Ned Flanders converted to Mormonism, "to be even more of a self-righetous a-hole." Immediately, Ned Flanders told Rod and Todd "We are Mormons now, no more coffee for you." Rod and Todd said, clearly high on caffeine, "yay!" Ned Flanders then hung a painting of Joseph Smith over his bed.
Patty then burned Selma with a cigarette and said "My turn." The genie then did a trademark facial expression from the 1992 cartoon and asked "what do you want." Patty then said "I'd love to see a new Spiderman reboot, and the bad guy is a ferret-obsessed nudist played by Australian-born- Orange is the New Black Star Ruby Rose." The genie blushed and did the deal. Milhouse was excited for the movie despite its terrible reviews, but then saw it and as soon as Ruby Rose appeared in the buff, he ran out of the theater and Milhouse cried. He then said, while crying,:"if those ferrets bite me, I'll get cooties" unaware that Ruby Rose was gay.
Selma then shouted, let's do one together. The genie was scared what it could be, horrified of what he had done. The hateful twins then both said "we wish Madonna was the governor of Springfield's state." The genie was horrified, but not surprised they had picked a washed up pop star known for being obnoxious. When the election was held and she won, she gave her inauguration speech dressed like Marilyn Monroe on the day of the infamous photograph.
Patty and Selma were out of wishes, and then sold the lamp to Comic Book Guy. He never used it, but sold it to a Canadian from Regina who wanted to buy his Faith action figure that was 5.5 inches. Her wishes were less obnoxious, even if a bit dumb, as two of her wishes were free supply of donuts, and for a Buffyverse show set as a Western starring a black woman, and given she, unlike Patty and Selma, had seen the cartoon, freed the genie.