A/N: Ok im sorry to only 2 people im aware of reading my storys, heres a south park story im like magorly in love with south park right now XD so i sorry. Enjoysness

WRITER OUT PEACE!

"Hey Jew remember that one time we kissed?" Cartman said holding back a nosebleed,"Unfortunately...why?" Kyle asked, still attempting to naw the puff-ball off of his friend's hat. "Cause, you gay ass Jew whore!" Cartman shouted out with a chuckle. "Go suck it fat boy!" Kyle yelled back in protest. "HEY DON'T CALL ME FAT YOU FUCKING JEW!" Cartman yelled back.

Once the bickering got intense Kenny stepped in to stop it, "Hey guys remember the time I died!?" Kenny muffled out over the loud argument. "Which time smart one?" Craig said with a smart ass smirk. Kenny rolled his eyes "The time you and Tweek killed me when you were fighting in your under wear". Craig blushed, and flipped Kenny off then, glancing at Tweek who was shaking under the pool table.

"T-TO MUCH PRESSURE- JESUS!" the jittery boy under the pool table yelled out, trying to shake away the memory of the only time him and Craig fought. They all snickered and went back to their games, "O-or the t-time we left T-Tweek and K-Kenny in charge of C-Carly, Ike, S-Sammy and Max?" Butters said while smiling his dopey smile and looking around the room for a response. "Never speak of it!" Kenny and Tweek yelled over every ones laughing. "O-or the time I ate dinner at Kyle's house drunk!" Stan yelled out with a laugh.

Kyle sighed and continued to attempt to beat Kenny at their round of DDR. "Talking about the past, and being here in the old arcade kinda makes me depressed..." Kyle said glancing at Kenny. That's when Kenny stomped to hard on one of the buttons and broke his leg, causing him to fall off of the game, and get stabbed through the neck with a pool stick.

"OH MY GOD DDR KILLED KENNY!" Stan yelled dropping his Kenny-fied pool stick, "You bastard!" Kyle shouted jumping off of the game to watch some rats carry Kenny off. It was silent for a moment, and then the silence was suddenly broken. "I haven't said that in 3 years..." Kyle and Stan said in aw shock, "A-and K-Kenny hasn't died i-in 3 years." Butters pointed out after Kyle and Stan.

The room was silent once more, "This brings me back to middle school." the fat ass said with a sigh. "Weirdest y-years of m-my l-life." Butters continued after Cartman.

Oo~**3 Years Ago**~oO

Stan's house:

Stan groaned as his alarm clock blared in his ear, "First day of school...more like first day of living hell.." the black-haired boy protested as he trudged down the stairs. "Good morning honey." Stan's mom chirped as she handed Stan his breakfast. Stan forced a smile and ate bit by bit till it was gone.

Kyle's house:

Ike ran into Kyle's room and jumped up and down on him in a very excited way, " 'yle 'yle wake up you sleepy slug!" Ike hissed into the red heads ear, thus handing Ike a swift kick down the stairs as the two raced down to breakfast. Kyle's dad chuckled as he watched his eldest son scarf down breakfast like a wild beast, "Excited for school are we Kyle?" Kyle's dad asked setting down his newspaper. "What gave you that idea?" Kyle said between large amounts of eggs being shoveled into his mouth.

Kenny's house:

Kenny woke up and sighed, "Damn school." he muffled out in an angry tone. "KENNY YOU ASS, WAKE UP OR YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL YOU LITTLE TURD!" Kenny's brother Kevin yelled pounding on his door, "I'M UP YA COCK SUCKER!" Kenny yelled back throwing a porno book or two at his door.

~Oo**At The School**oO~

Welcome to South Wing Middle School, Here you will Find School can be fun or a living hell on earth.

School starts to exactly 8:15 so don't be late!

If you happen to end up late, please report to the office and get a tardy slip, if we see you more than 3 times a week you will be put into detention for the rest of the year. (WHOO FOR UNFAIRNESS! XD)

Hats are a no show in this school, which also includes hoodies. (Kenny._.)

So enjoy your 6 worthless months in our school,

Thank you, and have a Wonderful time if possible!

"Dude this school paper thing sucks." Stan said taking off his hat showing off his messy hair, "Tell me about it..." Kenny followed after tightening his hoodie. Kyle sighed and tugged off his hat, "I hate school!" Kyle yelled tearing up the school paper. "HEY KENNY NO HOODIES IN SCHOOL YA POOR DIRT BAG!" Cartman yelled pulling Kenny's hoodie off, revealing his bright blue eyes and wild yet perfect blond hair. Kenny gasped and covered his face and he was smothered by hugs and kisses from girls he didn't even know.

Cartman, Kyle, and Stan all blushed...Kenny was perfect, why did he want to hide it?. They all glanced at each other then back at Kenny who looked as if he wanted to go and die in a hole. Cartman sighed and threw Kenny's jacket back at him, "Put it on so you can go to class!" the fat ass yelled watching Kenny scurry around in attempt to put on his jacket.

A/N: Soooooo how did my kittys like this tell mes in an a reveiw of awesomeness! XDDDD poor kenny hes so perfect and has to show it off for 6 months when he wants it all for himself! X3 so the school paper thingy yes is pointless but it was fun to write XDDDDDDD so pwease reviw review review my kittys X3

WRITER WITH A PANDA HAT OUT PEACE!