"is anybody der" sam whispered, his voice echoing around the dark cavern
"sam" a small voice said
"adAM" sam stage whispered
"sam where are u"
"over here"
Sam felt a warm body bash against his
"dude watch where ur going"
"sorry"
"so ur not michael any more"
"no"
"well im not lucifer"
"good"
An awkward silence ensued
"so is this hell" adam asked
"yeah I guess" sam shrugged
"ain't that bad" adam said
"yeah ik dean was really overreacting" said sam
"it's a bit dark and damp but i was imagining more lava and chains tbh"
"same"
"guess who" a spooky voice neighed from the darkness
"who der" adam yelled
"lucifer no don't scare the vessels" another voice said
"lucifer and michael is dat u" sam hissed
"yeah boi" michael said
"alright i wanna know whats going on" sam demanded "if this is hell then why is it dark and cold instead of hot and fiery"
"this is the cage, dumbass" michael replied
lucifer giggled
"goddammit lucifer shut the fuck up"
"but it's funny mikey"
"don't call me mikey u shit"
"oh mikey ur so fine ur so fine u blow my mind hey-"
"can u not" sam interrupted
"what's so funny" adam whined
lucifer giggled again
"go fuck a duck lucifer" adam snapped
"calm down bro" sam said "can someone pls explain where we are"
"i know something u don't know" lucifer sang
"well tell us then"
"no"
"can we play 20 questions" sam offered
"okay" lucifer agreed
"are we in hell" asked adam
"adam u fucktard of course we're in hell what a waste of a question" sam groaned
"actually technically we're in the cage" lucifer said
"wait what i thought the cage was in hell"
"nope"
"so where are we"
lucifer cackled "oh sam u poor fool"
"we're in the CAGE sam" michael shouted
"oh my god" said adam faintly
"WHAT" sam yelled "WHAT R U ON ABOUT"
"sam…" whispered adam "this isn't an actual cage…it's nicolas cage"
sam vomited on the floor.