AMURIKA daencd into skool bcs he was 2 kwaii 4 normal wlakin and den he saw his yoai prnter de fountan and den he went ovr 2 the kawiai ikgy kun~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"EGLAND U HOOR WAGT DE FUK R U DOIN" he shoted sexxxxillly as he toochd ebgland canh. "UHG AMKERICKA U BAKKA DON DO DAT" he slaped the baka seme-kun amaerica as he did hsi tsundrake turndate. "BUT EGLNAD WE R IN HISKOOL AND I SRY BOUYT THE REOVLOITOIN EVN THO I AM SUPPS FUKIN TEEN IN HI SKOOL N NUT A 9122191 YR OL NATIN" egglna d creid as he orgsmd bi de vois of amurkia "ooooha mericna baka sama chan kun sempai~~~~~~~~ i 4giv u~~~~~~~~!" he creid his uke tsunkanye screm as he went in 2 teh arm of tha amerinc. "OHHH YES LES DO YOAIUEIOOAIAOAIOASIASOASIOASIASOIASOASOOAOI 2GETRER WHEIL I ET HAMBRUGER AN B HERO" and den dey did it and egglan wa sn not tsun rtsun anymoar nor a vergin.
LOL I HOEP U LIK MA FANFIK IT TOOK 2 LOGN 2 MAEK AN I CREID BC OF FEELZZZZZ DDDDDDDDDDDDDDX
((this physically hurt to write help me))