Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Satan. Muah ha ha. I wish! They are BOTH sexy beasts! ._.
Harry was outside his home on 24th Street in London. He was nineteen and glad to be on his own, away from the DURSLEYS!
Harry stood in his backyard, which was adorned with trees, flowers, and shrubbery. It was quite beautiful, very peaceful. He sighed and took in a deep breath, inhaling the summery sweet scent of the flower garden. All was quite, except for a few robins chirping in a tree. He smiled. All was perfect in his life. But not for long.
[A/N: muah ha ha]
Little did Harry Penelope Potter know, that someone was watching him in a bush, three feet away. It wasn't a stalker, it wasn't one of his friends, it wasn't the horny mailman holding a jar of vasoline and doing naughty things whilst watching him, ....it was the Devil.
Yes, the Devil. I'm writing this, you fool-hardy pastry!
Harry turned on his heel, and walked over to his water fountain that stood grandly in the middle of the garden. It was a dolphin gushing water out of it's blow hole. Harry sat down on the edge, and made ripples in the water with his hand.
So peaceful!
So quiet!
So perfect!
So boring!!!
Harry sighed, and looked about, his eyes passing over the bush in which Satan was squatted, and he sat back. He missed Hogwarts. That was his real home. But now that he was grown up, he didn't get to see his friends anymore.
He heard a rustle.
What was that? Harry stood up, staring at the bush which had just moved. He hesitated, then called.
"Who's there?" There was no answer. Harry took a step towards it. The bush stopped moving.
"Someone in there?" He called again, listening closely.
No answer.
Harry finally got up ands walked over to the thick green shrubbery. He brushed some leaves away, and peered inside. There was nothing there, but an open jar of vasoline.
[A/N: Hehe! I can't wait to write more! I love this fic! I think it's the only one of its kind! Muah ha ha! +hugs her ficcy+ Please review!..Julie]
Harry was outside his home on 24th Street in London. He was nineteen and glad to be on his own, away from the DURSLEYS!
Harry stood in his backyard, which was adorned with trees, flowers, and shrubbery. It was quite beautiful, very peaceful. He sighed and took in a deep breath, inhaling the summery sweet scent of the flower garden. All was quite, except for a few robins chirping in a tree. He smiled. All was perfect in his life. But not for long.
[A/N: muah ha ha]
Little did Harry Penelope Potter know, that someone was watching him in a bush, three feet away. It wasn't a stalker, it wasn't one of his friends, it wasn't the horny mailman holding a jar of vasoline and doing naughty things whilst watching him, ....it was the Devil.
Yes, the Devil. I'm writing this, you fool-hardy pastry!
Harry turned on his heel, and walked over to his water fountain that stood grandly in the middle of the garden. It was a dolphin gushing water out of it's blow hole. Harry sat down on the edge, and made ripples in the water with his hand.
So peaceful!
So quiet!
So perfect!
So boring!!!
Harry sighed, and looked about, his eyes passing over the bush in which Satan was squatted, and he sat back. He missed Hogwarts. That was his real home. But now that he was grown up, he didn't get to see his friends anymore.
He heard a rustle.
What was that? Harry stood up, staring at the bush which had just moved. He hesitated, then called.
"Who's there?" There was no answer. Harry took a step towards it. The bush stopped moving.
"Someone in there?" He called again, listening closely.
No answer.
Harry finally got up ands walked over to the thick green shrubbery. He brushed some leaves away, and peered inside. There was nothing there, but an open jar of vasoline.
[A/N: Hehe! I can't wait to write more! I love this fic! I think it's the only one of its kind! Muah ha ha! +hugs her ficcy+ Please review!..Julie]