How to piss off Mizuki
Say that he sucks cause he let a kid beat him, then RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Tell him is his hair bleached or it's just like that.
Steal all of Kakashi's Make out Paradise books.
Give them to Mizuki.
Write a letter to Kakashi telling him that Mizuki stole them.
Then laugh your head off while Kakashi uses his sharingan on him.
After Mizuki says something make the koko clock sound.
Repeat all day long(Strike that, all his life).
Wake him yelling "NARUTO'S DEAD".
When comes back and calls you a lair tell him he saw a fox die and mistakened it for Naruto.