Disclaimer: I do not own Artemis fowl, sadly & I have nothing against emo people. Emo people have cool hair hehe … ANYWAYS, TO THE STORY! (insert heroic music here)
Artemis was tired of the same drab daily routine. School no longer had the joy of framing them with attempting rape the janitor or tampering with the "mystery meat" served at lunch. Today little Arty wanted a change. While day dreaming, his mother walked into the corridor and found her son dazing off into space.
"OH ARTY!" she exclaimed. "Finally! You've fallen in love! So cute! I must catch this moment on camera!" She then began to dig into her purse, searching for a camera.
"Save it," sighed the teen prodigy. "I'm not in love. Love is for fools."
"Are you insinuating that I am a fool Arty?" she asked, infuriated.
"Precisely," said Artemis while turning towards his mother. "Now if you mind, I'm off to conquer the world again."
Though Angeline protested Artemis's conquering the world and controlling everything in sight, Artemis just wouldn't listen. I guess in some ways Artemis is just a typical teen … with a mind of a genius, of course.
Artemis figured that he was going to do something different at school. He was going to make a FRIEND. No one saw that coming…
It was Monday morning in the all boys academy. The bells were ringing, people were running to class but there was one boy that stood out of the crowd. He was wearing the school blazer but in black along with dark torn jeans. His eyes were glistening like ebony colored diamonds and he walked with a discreet dignity that Artemis admired, which was rare. The boy had cool aura about him.
"Why aren't you wearing the right uniform?" Artemis asked the boy. The words slipped right off of his tongue.
"Why are you breathing?" he asked calmly, while walking without looking Artemis in the eyes.
Hope you liked it ! And I don't mean to sterotype anyone, or anything for that matter. I just thought the title fit the story. R&R ! P.S. If this story goes well, there might be a sequel, so keep your eyes open:)