Twilight: BACON BONDS

by Darcy doo

This is the story of a vampire named Della and Her boyfriend Mr Bacon Man... They have to battle unicorns and leprechauns on mount candy... Also they meet Della's Old Boyfriend, Raph from Ninja Turtles. with talking candy and chocolate. with a man made of candy corn and poop. I LOVE TWILIGHT. I CRYED AT EVERY SECOND OF BREAKING DAWN PART 2 TEAM JEDWOOD 4 EVAR!

1. Chapter 1

My name is Della , my boyfriend mr bacon man is a pice of sizzling bacon fring on my pee pee. My daddy approves of him eating himself in the night. As for my mummy does not, she thinks it is weird and every time They meet he is half a pice of bacon but he grows back from his Medicean, his medicine is my boobies. I'm a vampire and I suck BOOBIES!