Gonna be the first of a series of stories all called iDiary from different characters. Quite a short first chapter but that's what happens. Enjoy!
April 17th
So, my sister got me this diary for my birthday and told me to write down my thoughts and events that have happened to me during the day. I think it's a load of chiz 'cos nothing happens to me during the day, especially at school but Melanie can be a real pain if I don't use stuff she gives me, so I have decided that I should use this for two reasons. One: To get Melanie off my back. Two: It could prove useful in the future in case I get arrested or something. Speaking of arrests, I have broken my record of no arrests. It used to be two weeks, now it's two weeks and three days, Whoop! My last arrest was for 'assaulting' a student without provocation but he was bullying others and I couldn't stand there and watch weedy little nubs get pulverised. He may have ended up in hospital but that doesn't mean I have to be arrested for it. I mean, I saved several people from being terrified every day of their school life and I get punished for doing good. I might as well be as nasty as I can and, maybe, I won't get in trouble again.
On the subject of today, though... I can think of nothing worth writing about, apart from the moment where I framed Fredweird for taking a little kid's lunch. Ha! He got in so much trouble. Who knew that teachers took little things so seriously? It's funny watching the nub squirm when he's been interrogated by the faculty. I really want a clip of his face in those moments, just so I can replay it several times at crucial moments in Fredward's life. Like birthdays, award ceremonies, anything that will make him embarrassed. I think that I might go prank him tomorrow, probably put a large amount of something that absolutely stinks and will stay for about a week. Probably get the stuff I need from my cousin Tanya, she always smells funny. Anyway, the rest of the day was normal: skipped a few classes, upset several teachers and ate my weight in meat. I suppose that's all I have for today, like I said nothing happened. Funny thing is, today was boring but yet I haven't stopped yammering on. It's quite a lot of talk for a normal day, it has always been hard for me to shut up, seems like I have the same problem when writing. Still, I really should stop now, get some sleep, it's about 2am right now so... Bye!
Like I said, not much happening, promise something good next chapter. Hopefully it'll be up soon but you never know. Reviews appreciated.