Author's Note: This fiction is in no way to be taken seriously. It's just another one of my dumb and idiotic fictions that are meant to make people laugh. Got it?
Disclaimer: I do not own the usual House characters, but due to the… special circumstances… of this story, there are many of my original characters. These are typically cameos of my friends/readers and some others as well. And, of course, Nurse Katie is my original character (can't have a fiction without her, can I?).
Cameo Cast: Mira (Doc), Sami, and Andrew
Desperate Midwives – By Liz
Prologue
Well, Cuddy was on his ass again about clinic duty, and House was searching for his ideal hiding spot. After searching the whole hospital, House decided to return to one of his favorite, yet older, spots… the OB/GYN lounge. Sure, he wasn't allowed in there, but what did he care, right? At least Cuddy wouldn't look in there! That is, she wouldn't look in there unless she had good reason to. Looks like House would have to stay on the good side of the midwives if he wanted to keep his favorite napping spot (God, those chairs were comfortable). That shouldn't be too hard seeing as half the nurses adored him, and the other half adored the nurses who adored him….