Holy Shitaki Mushrooms! It's a Bakery!
Disclaimer: Yo! Wassup. It's still me, Tsuki. Well, this was a Chapter of Umii and I's now deleted Fic, What If. BUT, we will make a new story, as you are now reading using the most popular chapter. I guess it will feature different characters and an adult… and their adventures of Baking in Konoha! Yay!
Tsuki: Yes, yes. Where is Umii? She's not online to help me make the title! –Frowns-
Tsuki: I'm so alone! I'm talking to myself!
Tsuki: -cries-
Tsuki: SHE BETTER GET ONLINE, YO!
Tsuki: -Watches the Clock-
Tsuki: It's 8:55 PM and I NEED TO GET SLEEP! WE HAVE IMPORTANT TESTS THIS WEEK! GEEZ, GET OVER YOUR STREP THROAT ALREADY.
Tsuki: I'm so alone! –Cries-
Tsuki: Ah, well. I must think of a title, none-the-less! –Thinks-
Tsuki: -Thinks-
Tsuki: -Thinks Harder-
Tsuki: -Starts to sweat from the extreme thinking process-
Tsuki: Agh. I'm so unimaginative. –Frowns-
Tsuki: Anyway, None of the Characters belong to US, they belong to Masashi Kishimoto. But I will own Kakashi's cookies! But when I do think of a title, it'll be some dumb name. ME and my UNIMAGINATIVE self! curse myself!
On A Cloudy Day in the Leaf Village
"Lord Hokage! I'm so bored! I need something to do!"
"Well Naruto, jump up and down. That should keep your feeble mind amused! Oooh! Look! My Sharingan! Aren't they wonderful!?"
"Yeah, yeah, they are beautiful…."
"YES! I know! Poor Uchika… Anyway, back to me…"
"I NEED SOMETHING TO DO!"
"Uh… Go bake me some cookies then. I'd like chocolate chip, don't bake them too long cause' I like my cookies fresh and soft, and put lots of sugar in them, and-"
"Cookie Baking? How the heck are you supposed to bake cookies!?"
"Why don't you ask your Sensei, Kakashi? He's like the world champion of cookie baking…"
"….. He is? HAHAHAHA! Kakashi-sensei is a girly man!"
"BE QUIET! DO NOT MAKE FUN OF HIS COOKIES!"
"….Yes sir..."
"Now, be off with you!"
Naruto looks around the Leaf Village, looking for Kakashi. He searches everywhere, and still, cannot find him. Giving up, Naruto decides to see a movie instead. As he looks through the movies, he sees Kakashi walk out of the Icha-Icha Paradise: The Movie, movie.
'That pervert! I look everywhere for him and I find him coming out of Jiraiya's Perverted movie!?' Naruto said inside his head.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI! COME OVER HERE!"
"Hm…. What is it Naruto?"
"Lord Hokage instructed me personally to ask you to help me back him some Chocolate Chip Cookies!"
"ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS!? COOKIES!? OH MY GOSH! WHERE'S MY APRON!?"
"Er…. I have no comment"
"Come On Naruto, let's go!!!!"
With That Said, Kakashi grabbed Naruto's hand and ran towards the Hokage's house.
Naruto watches as Kakashi slams opens the door to the Hokage's house and running to the kitchen. Kakashi opens the refrigerator and gets out various materials.
"Hey Naruto, want to help?"
"Sure!"
"You can help by cracking these eggs open while I finish getting out ingredients…"
"Um aright"
Naruto takes the egg cracks it open the wrong way, completely letting the shell go in.
"NARUTO! YOU DID IT THE WRONG WAY! YOU CANNOT MESS UP MY PERFECT COOKIES! NOW, YOU CAN HELP BY SITTING OVER THERE!"
Naruto mopes back to a stool in the corner as he watches Kakashi speed rush during the cooking process… After Kakashi is done baking them, the oven chimes!
"Oooh! Smell good"
"I know, they always seem to. You know that I rock at making cookies?"
"Really? Well if you just let me taste one, I can answer that question!"
"Ah… NO. The Hokage always gets first pick you idiot!"
'We'll see about that... Kakashi-sensei' Naruto secretly said in his mind.
A few minutes later, Kakashi goes to wash his hands off. So, Naruto takes a cookie and bites it.
'These cookies… ARE FANTASTIC! HE WASN'T GLOATING!' Naruto said after devouring the whole cookie.
"OH MY GOSH! NARUTO! WILL YOU STOP BITING MY COOKIES!?" Kakashi screamed...
Naruto stood there quite speechless…
"Oops… that sounded kind of perverted didn't it?"
"Only you would think so, since you came out that movie!"
"Yes….What nice movie…"
"Well I think it's Craptastic!"
"WHAT MY COOKIES!?"
"No! No! No! I meant the movie!
"Good, nobody insults my cookies!"
With that said Kakashi places the cookies in the cookie jar and hugs them and wraps them with a ribbon.
'Now, that's what I call Cookie-Love' Naruto Thinks as he walks out the house.
Who Stole The Cookies From The Cookie Jar?
END
Tsuki: Yah yah, cookie love! The best kind of love there is! Yay! Yes, yes. Love is in the air! And it's the smell of cookies! More yays! Anyway, there's not that much to say except for R & R, FO shiz and FO Real. Straight up, yo!