Ok, so I was bored. Just a drabble, a crackfic. I thought it'd be funny, short and sweet. Don't kill me(you can beat me up though)!
Disclaimer. I own nothing dammit, if I did Static Shock would be totally reaped of its coolnesss.
Ebon had a secret. A secret that he kept well hidden. Not one person knew it, not even Kangorr or Talon knew. Yes, there are days he would just simply vanish and stay vanished several days on end. No one could have, or would have ever guessed what kind of secret he kept. No one even attempted to either, for fear they'd end up with a fat lip. No matter how much they pondered about it, they knew better than to prye. Although they had figured it was something that was very dangerous and and extremely illegal. They just feared the worst. Boy were they wrong! They weren't even remotely close to figuring the shadow man's secret.
Somewhere in the deep, dark, evil scumbag depths hidden in the midst of Dakota:
"Ohmigosh, I totally look freaking HOT in this!" he said in a mock feminine valleygirl voice. He gave a twirl to check himself out in the mirror that stood before him. "This dress is just so my style!" Ebon exclaimed. Though no one would be able to tell, there was a giant smile of satisactory plastered on the shadow man's face. With his unusual ability to morph his body into any shape, Ebon transformed his body into the shape of a woman so that the pink puffy, very frilly dress that had lace trimming and a fluffy fake fur low cut v shaped collar would fit his body perfectly. The dress pretty much resembled something of a cheesy Barbie Doll dress that was way over the top. He gave a girly giggle as he admired himself in the mirror, overly estatic of how well he thought he looked
That's right! Ebon is a cross dresser! That was his deep, dark well kept secret. Mwahahah!
~Shields self to keep from the tomatoes that could end up being pelted at her hitting her in the face~
As if you couldn't tell, but it only took me a few minutes to come up with this crackfic. I just did this for laughs. Ebon is my favorite male villian character, so I'm not being biased against his character. I'm not purposely trying to ruin his look, I just thaought this crackfic would be fun to write. R&R please. ^,^