When Worlds Collide
Chapter 1- The Akatsuki and We
Chapter Summary: The Akatsuki arrived at Chiaki's house after a jutsu from Pein and Konan sent them to the real world. How will Chiaki and her childhood friends Haruka, Namine and Tsukasa deal with all 9 dangerous, S-class criminal ninjas without losing their sanity?
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Dedicated to:
Haruka-chan (Janjan)
Tsukasa-chan (Eirah)
Namine-chan (Lalaine)
Kiharu-kun (Lloyd)
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Me: Hey guys! This is Satsuki-chan speaking! Here I am with my second story, When Worlds Collide!!! I had to delete the first version of my story because I forgot to proofread it. Hope you'll like this better (and slightly longer) story!
Chiaki: Finally, a story that features me as the main character!!!
Haruka and the others: -coughs loudly and glares at her-
Chiaki: I meant a story that features us as the main characters! Jeez, will you please stop glaring at me? It's freaking me out!
Me: Okay guys, it's time for Haruka to do the disclaimer.
Haruka: BlacKBlossoM16/Satsuki-chan does not own Naruto or any of its characters. They belong to their rightful owner who is Masashi Kishimoto-sama. But Satsuki only owns me, Chiaki, Tsukasa and Namine. :D
Me: Thanks, Haruka. On with the story!!
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Chiaki was doing her laundry under the bright and warm sun when she accidentally spilled water on her blouse.
"Damn it! This is my favorite blouse! I wonder what I was thinking when I wore this shirt while washing my clothes!" Chiaki Hirugawa muttered while smacking her forehead. Suddenly, a great idea came to her mind at that moment.
She ran upstairs to change her clothes. When she stepped out of her room, she was wearing her new black-and-white checkered bikini.
"Now I finally have an excuse to wear this!" she grinned to herself as she returned to her backyard to finish her laundry.
After she finished her clothes washing (not without getting herself soaked, of course), her drying of clothes was interrupted by the sound of her doorbell.
"Coming!" she called as she grabbed a dry towel which was hanging by her back door. She draped the towel around her neck as she answered the door.
Fuchsia eyes met her hazel ones as she stared at the man standing before her. The two stared at each other for a few more seconds until the man's gaze travelled lower towards her body. A small smirk formed on his face as he stared at the woman who was clad with only a bikini.
Chiaki realized that he was already staring at her body so she quickly covered herself with the towel around her neck. She screamed "Pervert!" to the white-haired man and slammed the door shut.
"Hey! Open the hell up!" the man shouted behind the door, but Chiaki decided to ignore him and instead ran to her room to change into more appropriate clothes.
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After a few minutes she came downstairs wearing a pink sleeveless mini-dress. The banging could still be heard from outside as the man persistently knocked at her door.
When she finally decided to answer it she asked, "What do you want from me?!"
"Um, I was wondering if maybe you could be able to help us, since we're not so familiar with this place." The man explained to her.
At that moment Chiaki quickly recognized whom she was talking to. The man was Hidan, a member of the organization Akatsuki which was composed of 10 S-class criminals out to capture all nine jinchuurikis (sp?). She took a look at the other people behind him, and realized that all of them were from the Akatsuki except for two who were not around. 'Damn, I really do have delayed reactions!' she thought.
"By the way, my name's-"
"Hidan, and the others are Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara, Zetsu, Tobi, Itachi and Kisame and you're all part of some freaking organization called the Akatsuki. And two of your co-members, namely Konan and Pein, aren't around. Am I right?" Chiaki finished for him.
"Damn right! How'd you know? You some kind of mind reader or something?" Hidan asked, amazed at her knowledge.
"Nah, I ain't no psychic, it's just the Power of the Otaku." She grinned as she said the last part.
"'Power of the Otaku'? What the hell is that?" he asked, clearly confused.
"Never mind. You coming in or not? People will get suspicious when they see your strange clothes. I don't want you guys attracting attention, especially since you're not from this… world." Chiaki said.
One by one, the Akatsuki entered her house. Maintaining her calm, she warned, "Don't you dare break anything or go outside or even leave the living room, you'll so be dead. I'll just call some friends inside the kitchen. If you need anything you can go to me. Understood?" They all nodded.
Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu and Itachi settled themselves at the couch, while Kisame picked up one of Chiaki's books titled "Memories of the Haunted" and Zetsu became interested at a plant near the front door. Hidan and Kakuzu started to fight over the remote control while Sasori and Deidara began talking (or rather arguing) about art. Itachi just sat there with a bored look plastered upon his face. Tobi, on the other hand, simply played with the stray cat which was resting on her windowsill.
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Chiaki watched them for a while to see if the boys are causing any ruckus. When she found no trouble except for Hidan and Kakuzu's bickering, she counted to ten and started to dial her best friend Haruka's number. After the third ring, Haruka picked the phone up. "Haruka speaking."
"Haruka, it's me, Chiaki. Tell your big bro I'll be having a sleepover tonight. Major news, mainly about the Akatsuki. Even I can't believe it! Be here in 5 minutes. I'll call the others, okay, Haruka? Haruka..? Hello...?"
Chiaki was about to hang up when she heard the front door slam open.
"Did somebody say the Akatsuki? I rushed here as soon as possible!" Haruka exclaimed, breathless because of her weariness.
"Haruka-chan! Thank goodness you're here! You see, the Akatsuki-"
Chiaki was cut off from her sentence when Haruka rushed over to her favorite member who was Sasori.
"Oh Sasori-kun~! I never thought I'll be able to see you in real life! If this is a dream, then I'm never waking up," Haruka sighed dreamily as she hugged from behind her long-time crush from the Akatsuki.
Chiaki rolled her eyes then proceeded to the kitchen to make a few more calls.
"I've already called up Tsukasa and Namine," she announced as she returned to the living room. "They said they'll be over in a minute."
"Goody! The more, the merrier, right Sasori-kun?" Haruka replied, still not letting go of the redhead.
"Little girl, how can you be so comfortable hugging me when I don't even know you? And how do you know my name?" Sasori questioned her.
"I'm Haruka Takashima, your soon-to-be-fiancée! And I know you and your name because of the Power of the Otaku!" she happily replied while resting her head on his shoulder.
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The doorbell rang while Chiaki eagerly rushed to answer it. "Oh Namine, it's you," she greeted as she ushered her friend to the living room. When she saw the scene in front of her, she quickly slapped herself to check if she was dreaming. "Just in case you're wondering, Namine…no, this is not a dream," Chiaki told her.
Namine, still stunned, sat down in a corner and started muttering to herself, "This isn't real, this isn't real…"
Chiaki, exasperated by the turn of events, quickly grabbed Itachi by the cloak and tied him to a chair (anime-style). She then started interrogating the man. Haruka, still infatuated with the puppet master, clung to him and promised to never let go. Tobi continued to play with the cat which got annoyed causing it to scratch his face. Deidara started talking to Kisame who was scared to death and Zetsu was still fascinated with the fern plant in front of him. Hidan and Kakuzu settled themselves on the floor as they watched Saw 2. Namine still sat on the corner mumbling indecipherable things to herself as a dark and scary aura surrounded her.
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When Tsukasa pressed the doorbell for the fourth time and no one is still answering, she decided to let herself in. She stared open-mouthed at the sight before her. Even though she's not much of an anime-lover, she still knew that many of the people inside were definitely not from this world.
Not finding a suitable place to remain, she walked over to the nearest person who was available, who was Zetsu.
"Hi, my name's Tsukasa Sakurako," she timidly said, trying to start a conversation.
"Hey. I'm Zetsu." The plant man answered, still uncomfortable with the events around him.
"That's a fern plant, am I right?" Tsukasa formally asked.
"Yep. I have found so many interesting things about plants here in the world in real humans that cannot be found in my own world," he replied.
Sakura smiled and told Zetsu about many other plants in the real world.
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Meanwhile, Tobi finally stopped playing with the poor cat and went to the kitchen. Mischievousness took over him as he reached for the cookie jar that was located at the top of the cupboard that had a note written on it that said "Property of Chiaki". He grabbed it with one swift stroke that caused him to fall out of the chair he was standing on. Luckily, no one even noticed.
Tobi was munching happily on a cookie when he saw Namine who was still surrounded with a dark and spooky aura. He approached her and said, "Hi Miss-chan! Tobi saw that Miss-chan was lonely. Do you want a cookie, Miss-chan? Cookies always make Tobi happy, so this cookie should make you happy too!"
Namine, amused at the way he refers to himself in third person and at his talkativeness, smiled and accepted the cookie. "Thanks. My name's Namine Yumi. And cookies make me happy too!"
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The two continued to chat while Tsukasa spotted Hidan and Kakuzu sneaking upstairs towards Chiaki's bedroom.
"Zetsu, would you accompany me for a minute to Chiaki's bedroom?" she inquired.
"Certainly," the dichromatic man agreed.
Inside Chiaki's bedroom, Hidan was raiding Chiaki's underwear closet while Kakuzu rummaged through her jewellery box.
"Oh damn, I didn't realize her cup size was a C!" Hidan exclaimed, holding up one of Chiaki's pink lacy bras.
"Hmm… It seems that I may be able to sell some of these accessories for quite a large amount," Kakuzu estimated, appraising her ruby necklace which was a gift from her mom.
"And just what do you think you're doing here in a lady's bedroom?" Tsukasa asked, narrowing her eyes at the two.
They both dropped what they were holding and looked at Tsukasa guiltily, like two children after being caught stealing candy. Zetsu took hold of the two by the back of their cloaks and carried them like two cats (chibi anime-style). He dragged them downstairs in front of Chiaki just as she was finished interrogating the raven-haired Uchiha.
"I believe Tsukasa found these two at your room without your permission to go inside, with Hidan raiding your underwear and Kakuzu attempting to steal your jewellery," Zetsu reported.
"They what?!" Chiaki yelled, anger evident in her voice. She remembered to keep her calm and composed herself. "We'll talk after lunch. Clear?" she said while glaring at the two. They both gulped nervously and nodded. "Zetsu, could you keep an eye on this two here in the dining room? I'm going to prepare lunch now." Zetsu nodded and sat across the perpetrators.
She approached Tobi and asked, "Tobi, mind if you help me out in the kitchen? I was going to start lunch but I couldn't possibly handle food for twelve. Please?"
Tobi quickly sat up and replied, "Tobi is happy to help Miss-chan!"
"Tobi, you can call me Chiaki, okay? No need to call me Miss. Now be a good boy and chop the vegetables I've prepared in the kitchen." Chiaki instructed.
"Okay Chiaki-chan! Tobi is a good boy!!!" Tobi said as he ran to the kitchen. Chiaki sighed and followed him.
_~*~_About an hour later_~*~_
"LUNCHTIME!!!" Tobi yelled as the others quickly ran to the dining table.
"Sasori-chan, come here, I saved a seat for you!" Haruka called to Sasori.
Sasori quickly turned away and took the seat next to Deidara.
"Is that where you want to sit, Sasori?" Haruka asked as she seized Deidara by his blond hair and dragged him out of his seat. "This seat is taken, sorry," she said to Deidara who looked like he was about to kill her. Haruka swiftly turned back to Sasori but quickly recognized that he wasn't there. She found him hiding behind Itachi, begging him to keep him away from her. Haruka immediately approached Sasori and dragged him by his cloak back to their seat. Once he was planted in his chair, she quickly tied a rope around him so he won't be able to escape.
When Chiaki served the food to them, Haruka quickly grabbed an onigiri and tried to feed it to Sasori, but he turned away. She tried again but Sasori won't seem to comply. She repeated the action but he was too stubborn for her, so she gripped his chin to face her. "Open up, Sasori-chan," she commanded (but more like threatened) to him as a dark and evil aura enveloped her.
The others continued to eat their lunch in peace. After lunch, Chiaki asked Tsukasa and Namine to clear the table while she "took care" of Hidan and Kakuzu.
As she approached the two, they trembled and started to run but she caught them before they even took a single step. "Where do you think you're going, you perverted thieves?!" she yelled as a door, otherwise known as the Door of Doom (exclusive only to Chiaki), appeared in front of them. She seized them by their collars and threw them inside. Hidan and Kakuzu's wails and Chiaki's lashing could be heard throughout her house as who-knows-what is happening inside.
"Poor guys un," Deidara said as he shook his head.
"But not as poor as me!!!" Sasori whined as Haruka continued to embrace him in a bone-crushing hug.
"Oh Sasori-kun, stop complaining!" Haruka chided him.
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After a few minutes of more wailing and screaming and begging and pleading and… well you get the point, Hidan and Kakuzu finally stepped out of the closet with tons of bruises and lashes.
"Ne Chiaki-chan, aren't those whip marks on Hidan and Kakuzu?" Namine asked as she stared at the two's poor black-and-blue bodies.
"Those stupid perverts! They deserved what happened to them! Good thing I always keep a whip, just in case of an emergency!" Chiaki replied, looking smug and annoyed at the same time. "And you! The next time you do stuff that annoy, piss, hurt, irritate or invade my privacy again, that's not the only punishment you'll get!" she warned to the two who looked like they were about to cry.
"Ahahaha! This is the first time I've seen them scared to death like this!" Deidara cried as he had a laughing fit.
"Shut up girly-man!" They yelled at the same time.
Tsukasa, being the most matured one, just started to tend on Hidan and Kakuzu's wounds and bruises.
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Me: Chapter One Finished! What do you think, guys?
Tobi: Tobi thinks that was a great chapter, Satsuki-chan!
Me: -grins and gives Tobi a cookie-
Tobi: Thank you Satsuki-chan!!! –munches on cookie-
Haruka: Chiaki, I think you were a bit harsh on them. Maybe you should go apologize to them.
Chiaki: Me? Apologize? It won't ever happen! The words "Chiaki" and "apologizes" only makes sense if you add the word "never" in between them!!!
Everyone: -sighs and glares at Chiaki-
Chiaki: Hey, what did I do wrong? Okay, I'm gonna go apologize to those jerks. –approaches Hidan and Kakuzu-
Hidan: What do you want from us?!
Kakuzu: Yeah, what he said!
Chiaki: Um listen… I'm very sorry about what I did to you. I did it because my temper got the best of me. Can you forgive me? Pleeeeeeease? –looks at them with puppy dog eyes-
Hidan and Kakuzu: -turns away and ignores her-
Namine: -whispers something to Chiaki-
Chiaki: -blushes- Isn't that a bit over the top? Oh man, I can't believe I'm doing this… -kisses both boys on the cheek-
Hidan and Kakuzu: -blushes- Apology accepted!
Me: Hmm, I didn't expect that! Anyways I hope you liked the story! Don't forget to rate and review! No reviews, no next chapter!
Bye everyone! –waves-
~BlacKBlossoM16