Warning: This may lead to heart disease, liver problems, hyperness, and explosive diarrhea. Beware.
"What should we name him, Mitch?"
"What about Edward?"
"I can't believe I'm losing you to a vampire and you know Team Jacob is way better!"
"Omigosh! Team Edward all the way. Team Jacob sucks!"
"How can you saw that, babe? Team Jacob conquers all!"
"But Edward is so…"
"Don't say it Mitchie."
"Say what?"
"Don't comment about Edward Cullen."
"Fine…"
"Don't give me that innocent look."
"What look?"
"That look that make you have power over me!"
"That's the point."
"Back to the baby naming. I think we should name it Troy."
"Troy? You're only thinking we should name it Troy because you like his hair!"
"What? No…"
"Yes you do Shane. Your jealous Zac Efron has lighter and shinier hair than you."
"I'm not jealous..."
"Well, I like Zac's hair. He's so dreamy!"
"And I'm not?"
"Well…"
"I feel insulted baby!"
"You know I'm just kidding Shaney!"
"…"
"Shane?"
"…"
"Shane, look at me."
"…"
"Shane!"
"..."
"Pwease?"
"Mitchie stop giving me that look!"
"What are you talking about?"
"That look with your eyes."
"That makes no sense. Everyone looks with their eyes."
"I mean like your lip sticks put and your eyes get all watery."
"You mean like this?"
"Mitchie stop!"
"What!"
"Get away Mitchie!"
"Shane! Don't run! I'm a 6 month pregnant woman!"
"Jeeze. You didn't have to screech."
"I wasn't screeching."
"Don't cry Mitchie."
"I'm not, I'm intensely thinking of baby names."
"Oh."
"Ooo! I got it! What about Joseph Adam?"
"We aren't naming the baby after Joe Jonas."
"But he's so cute!"
"No he's not!"
"To me he is! And he looks just like you."
"What?"
"You heard me; I think Joe Jonas looks like you."
"So you think I'm cute?"
"Yes, I do. Now drop the fact I called you cute and think of baby boy names."
"But I like you calling me cute."
"Fine your cute, now think of a baby name."
"Shane Junior."
"We are so not naming a baby after you!"
"Why not?"
"I don't want to deal with 2 Shanes'."
"But it's double the love!"
"I don't care!"
"Damn Mitchie! Please with lots of crap on top?"
"Crap doesn't taste good."
"Your point?"
"We're not naming it Shane Junior."
"Fine."
"Shane..."
"…"
"Come on Shane!"
"..."
"Damn it Shane!"
"…"
"If we have another baby boy, we'll name it Shane Junior."
"Yes! So we're having sex again?"
"Not now!"
"Please!"
"No Shane."
"Come on!"
"When the baby's born, maybe."
"Why not now!"
"Because we haven't thought of a name for our first unborn baby."
"Fine… Let's call him Enrique."
"Why Enrique?"
"Hello? It's totally awesome."
"But I wanted to name him Kyle."
"Fine. From this day forward, I would like to name our unborn child Kyle Alexander Gray."
"Shane why are you standing on the table? We're at the park and people are looking at us!"
"We're at the park?"
"Yes… You're lucky you're cute."
"You're cute too baby."
"Yeah… I love you, you fool."
"I love to you pregnant woman with a lot of anger problems."
"I so do not have anger problems!"
"Fine, it's your hormones."
The End! Please review. Right now I'm at my cousin's house typing this.