(I want my, I want my faction chosen…)
Now look at that AllSpark, that's the way it works
It makes robots out of non-sentient machines
An old excavator, and a cement mixer
Oil for nothing and your femmes for free
Now they got the shards in them, start construction workin'
Let me tell you they're strong but dumb
Maybe choose a friend on hero's side
Maybe go for the side where the oil's free
We got to install Space Bridges
Stealing material from the old yards
We got to move these steel girders
Sure beats sentry and standin' guard
The little forklift with the controller in his helmet
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little forklift got his own posse
All the oil he stole could make him a millionaire
We got to install Space Bridges
Stealing material from the old yards
We got to move these steel girders
Sure beats sentry and standin' guard
We got to install Space Bridges
Stealing material from the old yards
We got to move these steel girders
Sure beats sentry and standin' guard
Look at that, look at that
We should of stuck with our old buddy
We should have never decided to run
Look at that hot rod, she's headin' down the free way
Now that that explosion's done
And the island down there, what is it?
Metallic dinosaurs as far as we can see
Oh, they ain't hostile, that's the way you do it
Get your oil for nothing get your femmes for free
We got to install Space Bridges
Stealing material from the old yards
We got to move these steel girders
Sure beats sentry and standin' guard
Listen here
The 'Con thing's not working, that's the way you do it
You chose your faction or you're pretty much done
That ain't working, that's the way you do it
Oil for nothing and your femmes for free
Oil for nothing and femmes for free
Get your oil for nothing, get your femmes for free
Oil for nothing, femmes for free
Look at that, look at that
Get your oil for nothing, get your femmes for free (I want my, I want my, I want my faction chosen…)
Oil for nothing and femmes for free
Easy, easy
That ain't working.