Doofensquirt really Cheap Adventure
There once were two total N00Bz called Agent P and Doofenschmirtz.
But, no one cares about them, so we'll talk about a guy named Doofensquirt and Agent Q. Doofensquirt was a weirdo named, well, I told you. He lead a factory called "Doofensquirt's Evil Sperm Factory". Agent Q was a secret agent who stole sperm from the evil Doofensquirt and gave it to lonely-never-goanna-get-a-man women. So, let me tell you about a certain spermy, exciting adventure of their epic battles.
So, begins short and gets really big. SO, R&R!
One nice day agent Q was walking down the road when he got a call from the dude with the mustache. "agent Q, we have spotted Doofensquirt's at the porno bar. We think he is trying to steal some more sperm from tikalamockejo the sperm man. Ok agent Q go and get em". "gnhngnhngnnhngnh" said agent Q making that gay sound that he makes. "come on tikalamockejo hurry up. I have to get back to D.E.S.F to make a device that shoots sperm directly up the vagina to make all the girls in the tri-state area have similar looking babies". "you are a crazy messed up fucking man, But as long as you are keeping all the hookers here you are a life saver". "I am pretty good at being a petofile aren't I". and wit that doofensquirts left to go to D.E.S.F to make the device.