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Attn: Ok So This Story Was Actually Written By MyBest Friend: Slade's Icy Apprentice

But She Didnt Feel The Need To Posted It.. But I Did Cuz This Story Was Just To Hilarious To Pass Up.

But Anyways To Truly Get This Fic You Would Have To Have Read Twilight & Seen " MAD TV:Bon Qui Qui at King Burger"

On Youtube, So Ill Post The Link For AnyoneWho Would Like To See It.

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Disclamer: We Dont Own Twilight Or MAD TV's Bon Qui Qui.

Edward at King Burger

"So I when I had found out he had hooked up with Tracy Girl I CUT him. Yes I did girl! Oh yes I did--"

"Excuse me, could I get the ibitch toy?"

"Excuse me. Don't you see me havin a conversation here? Don't interrupt! Ru."

"I just want the--"

"Girl I'll call you later got some dude here that wants a toy." Bon Qui Qui flipped her phone closed.

"Can I get my toy now?" Edward said impatiently.

"How old are you sir?"

"17"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I have been for a while! Now get me my toy!" Edward bared his fangs.

"Oh don't you get loud with me sir! Oh no! SACURITY! SA-CURITY! This man got to go. He has got to go!"

"Bon Qui Qui what's the matter now?!" The manager of King Burger said exasperatedly.

"He was tryin to bite me sir!"

"No I wasn't!" Edward shut his mouth quickly and glared at Bon Qui Qui.

"I will CUT you!"

"Bon Qui Qui just give the man what he asked for." The manager said walking away.

"Here's your toy." Bon Qui Qui slammed the thing down breaking it.

"You broke it!" Edward yelled.

What do you want with it anyway? It got all these complicated buttons." Bon Qui Qui dismissed.

"It's got one!" Edward said as Bella shoved him aside and moved in to order.

"Can I get a burger with no cheese, no pickles and no ketchup? Oh and a coke no ice please."

"Dang you want a toy with that too?"

"No just the order." Bella said.

"I got another complicated order! No cheese, no pickles, no ketchup--"

"On second thought, I'd--"

"Excuse me. Don't you see me puttin in your order? Don't interrupt! Ru." Bon Qui Qui said.

"But I'd actually like some cheese."

"Oh so now you want some cheese? What is with you people and cheese?! Uh Uh you can have a burger without cheese!"

"You can't talk to me like that! My boyfriend's a va--"

"Ventriloquist! I'm a ventriloquist." Edward said shooting a glare at Bella.

"Yeah! And he's been 17 for like ever! So if you don't get me cheese I'll--" Bella made to grab the microphone and input her new order.

Bon Qui Qui grabbed the microphone from her grasp. "Girl I will CUT you!"

"What does that even mean??" Bella said confused.

"It means I will CUT you!" Bon Qui Qui said grabbing the order and throwing it at Bella. "NEXT!"

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