Alright, I wrote this because I'm going through the moral of the story. Was I in the best mood in the world when I wrote this? No!
Disclaimer: I do not own The Penguins of Madagascar.


A bloodthirsty force ran as fast as he could. Nothing would stop him from his task: to kill. To see blood dripping down, to taste it. Still running, he had chosen his victim. He saw his victim, and began his attack.

"Oh, Ello Skippa, I was just- ouff!" a young penguin, named Private, was cut off by a cold punch from the killer, Skipper.

He had no weapons, only the military skills he had learned. He had chosen to use them for bad, this was his destiny. "Sk-Skippa? What's gotten into yo- Ahh!" Private was punched again.

As Skipper approached Private with a crazy smile, Private forced himself to run and throw a punch. Frightened, Private was relying on his adrenaline now.

The two battled throughout the night, no blood had began to fall. Skipper had the upper hand though. Skipper punched Private down to the ground, and used his flipper to slice across his face.

The blood began to fall, and Skipper was delighted. After a while, he left the unconscious body lying on the ground.

Private awoke the next morning. He noticed the scar on his face, and the memories came flooding back into him. Private ran. He ran until he had reached the habitat he stayed at in the zoo. He burst inside, and shouted, "Kowalski! Rico! Help, I've been attacked by- SKIPPA!" Private shouted, noticing his leader was in the HQ.

"Private, I'm right here, no need to shout." Skipper said calmly.

"But... but..." Private was defeated. How could he convince anyone Skipper was a killer if Skipper can just act like nothing happened and everything was normal? Nobody would believe him! It would be just like the Scorka incident… but everybody did find out. This secret is too great to keep a secret, Private thought.


Short little oneshot. If you want me to continue, just holler! Kinda describes when somebody acts like nothing going on when there really is. Exactly 300 words, so you can't call it a drabble, but a three times the amount of a drabble. Anyways… if your a hardcore Private fan, sorry. I am one too, though!

Peace out!
.SHaDoWS.