"Finally," said the Inquisitor, "Dev Morgan, I have you in my clutches to have my way with you, the way I want to, the way of the dark side."

The Inquisitor then said in a higher yet boyish voice, "No, no! Leave me alone," moving the Ezra doll as he 'talked'.

"No! You are mine!" he made the doll version of himself say to doll Ezra.

"Not so fast Inquisitor," doll Kanan said in a nasal tone.

"Jedi!"

"I'm here to rescue my padawan," doll Kanan said, "Hi, sweetie."

"And now, you will die," the Inquisitor placed a toy lightsaber into his "mini-me" doll's hand and made a vloom sound with his mouth as the lightsaber collided with doll Kanan's chest knocking it over.

"Hey, what did you do to my friend?" he made the Zeb doll say in a shrill voice.

"The same thing I'm going to do to you big boy. Vloom!" he knocked over the Zeb doll with the toy lightsaber.

"Vloom," He repeated the action with the Hera doll.

"Vloo-" he was about to knock down the Sabine doll before picking it up and placing it on the other side of the table.

"Now, at last Dev Morgan, we a-" he took notice of the Sabine doll looking right at him and Inquisitor turned it around, facing the other way. "At last, we are alone. Now, I shall persuade you into the dark side, and into my arms."

"No! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!" he had doll Ezra say in runaway motions. "Yet, I find you strangely attractive."

"Of course you do, street rats like you are often attracted to money and British accents and I have both."

"Oh-leave me alone!" doll Ezra cowered.

"Fight me!" the Inquisitor put a blue lightsaber toy in doll Ezra's hand then started clashing their lightsabers together.

"Now kiss me!"

"EW! NO!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No-n-n-oh," The Inquisitor made moaning and kissy noises as he imagined this scene happening in real life. The moaning from doll Ezra died down. "Your lightsaber is so thick."

Suddenly, a stormtrooper slammed open the door to the Inquisitor's sleeping chambers. "Inquisitor!"

"WHAT!" the startled Pau'an gathered up his dolls and hid them in a flash.

"It's time to have tea with the prisoner, sir," the trooper informed.

"Knock on my door! Knock next time!" he yelled.

"Yes, sir," said the trooper.

"Did you see anything?"

"No, sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, sir."

"Good! Tell no one about this!" The Inquisitor commanded.

"Yes sir," the trooper slams the door shut.