"You want some more shit face!" said a 16 year old boy.

In the middle of the woods there were 3 teens armed with firearms and wearing mystical artifacts battling a man in a black cultist-like robe who was armed with a magic scepter with a skull on it. The man levitated in the air and aimed his scepter at them with his eyes glowing demonically black. The first kid shot semiautomatic pistol bullet into the man's face the wound healed instantly only pissing him the fuck off. The yellow egyptian-like cross on the second teen's neck glowed and he shot a revolver bullet glowing the same golden yellow into his chest causing the wound to burn and not heal. He groaned in serious pain and gripped his chest as if he was having a heart attack. The man breathed out a big pitch-black cloud that surrounded the three teens. He laughed until he saw a golden ball of light right where they were standing and the light shooed the darkness away leaving the teens unefftected and ready to finish what they started.

"Okay your probably wondering what the fuck in hell is going on right now I mean come on right well u see that guy in the yellow shirt is me and those other two are my friends and that guy we are facing is Jake Blake the evil magician and he is up to no good to make sure you understand I better start from the beginning.

In the middle of an open field at midnight a owl landed on the field and looked down into the earth. The owl cried mystical blood-red tears into the earth, the tears quickly soaked into the soil of the field. Within seconds a decaying hand burst out of the ground grabbed the owl and the rest of the corpse climbed out. He bit and drank the blood of the owl restoring his flesh and youthful appearance Jake Blake was back. He smiled devilishly.

"I'm restored thank you my pet now I can finish what I started centuries ago."

Then Jake's scepter materialized out of thin air and landed on his hand and Jake teleported away.

(Peach Creek Time 9:00 AM)

A school bus was driving through a severe thunder storm taking the students to school. Most of the students on the bus were just average students. However the 3 students in the back were not they were the well-known trio Ed Edd Eddy the trouble makers of Peach Creek. They were just sitting there motionless not doing anything at all remembering the pain of getting up and waiting for the bus. The bus gave a jerk and continued down the road pass a bunch of scary trees and bushes as soon as it passed a demonic figure in the shadows of the trees and the bushes watched the bus full of students pass and couldnt help but notice the 3 boys in the back of the bus. The figure tilted his head as the bus went out of view.

(Peach Creek High School Time 9:30 AM)

The bus finally arrived at the school giving a jerk as it opened the door for the students to leave. Most of the students left accept for the 3 trouble makers who fell asleep. The bus driver had to raise his voice to wake them up and told them to go. They did as they were told and as they left the bus and headed for the school. A twisted figure watched them enter the school.

Authors note: This story is going to be an alternate version of Ed Edd Eddy so the events of the series never happened and the other culdasacian kids dont exist in this story. So that means there will be a lot of behavior changes in the eds behavior mostly for Ed but I will try my best to keep them all in Character as good as I can.