"You stupid git!" A somewhat tall British man with blond hair with green eyes placed two fingers to his forehead in irritation. "You really think I'm going to eat that?!"
"Dude, calm down. It's just a hamburger..." Another tall blond man with blue eyes blinked. "It's better than your stupid scones at least..."
"What did you stay, you stupid git?!" The blond shot straight up, smacking the other man across the face, causing him to drop the hamburger.
"Aw, c'mon, Arthur! You ruined my lunch!" The other blond whined softly, sagging his shoulders in disappointment.
Arthur-the other blond-sighed heavily in irritation. "Fine, Alfred. We'll go out to eat. My treat." He seemed to immediately regret what he had said, but there was no going back now...
"Yay!" The used-to-be-sad blond-Alfred-fist-pumped the air. "We'll go to McDonald's!"
"Absolutely not,' Arthur immediately replied. "We'll go for fish and chips."
"McDonald's!"
"Fish and chips!"
"McDonald's!"
"Fish and chips!"
"...Excuse me, Mr. Arthur, Mr. Arfred." A man who looked like an older teenager walked up to the two bickering men. "...Mind having some pocky...?" The man held out two small boxes for the man, smiling softly at the two.
"...What?" Arthur gave the man a weird look at first, but hesitantly took the box from him. "Thanks..." He mumbled suspiciously, eying the man.
"Aw, yeah! More food!" Alfred however, didn't even think twice about being suspicious, let alone thinking once.
"You're wercome." The man smiled, bowing. He nodded, swiftly turning around and running off.
"Oh, wait. Was that Kiku...? His accent did sound familiar..." Arthur tilted his head a bit, but shook it after. "Well, might as well enjoy the pocky he gave us..." He opened up his box, taking out one of the pocky sticks and placing the tip of it in his mouth.
"Aha~!" Alfred smirked, quickly chomping onto the other end of Arthur's pocky, taking another bite closer to him.
The blond immediately flushed a dark red, getting an angry and surprised look on his face. He tried to shout some curse words at the other, but failed miserably, only making the other blond bite closer to him.
They both jumped suddenly when there was a bright flash and a click of some sort. They glanced around suspiciously, not seeing anyone, so Alfred continued to chomp until his nose brushed against Arthur's, making the blond blush even harsher than he already was.
Arthur flinched, not having moved from his original spot. He huffed angrily through his nose, anticipating the impact of the blond's lips against his.
Soon enough, Alfred ate the last of his end of the pocky, pressing his lips against Arthur's, moving a hand up to tangle in the blond's hair.
The blond tensed, not moving at all, but after some time, relaxed and hesitantly pressed back into the kiss, the thing becoming more and more passionate.
There was another loud click and a flash of bright light, making the two flinch away from each other, with Arthur blushing furiously.
"Ah, thank you..." That same man from before hopped out of a bush with a camera. "That wirr be arr." He nodded, blood dripping from his nose rapidly. He quickly ran away, Arthur chasing after him and spouting curses like a sailor, leaving Alfred alone.
"Hmm..." Alfred hummed softly, placing his forefinger and thumb to his chin in a thinking position. "Okay~!" He cheered, skipping after Arthur and Kiku as they ran off.