Daria is stuck at home, punished by her parents for who knows what reason. They just bought a computer, so why not? She sits on the chair quietly, and starts writing e-mails to her friend Jane...
Hi everyone!
I dont know if someone will even read this- good in a way, I won't have to apologize foor my misspellings (i'm French). Just kidding, I am really sorry about that.
So if you're an actual human being reading my story, I hope you won't be disappointed!
It's just what I thought that could be an common conversation between Daria and Jane.
From: Daria To: Jane
HELP. I'm bored. TV doesn't work. Come home.
From: Jane To: Daria
Good morning to you too. I don't even feel any sympathy in your e-mail.
You are cruel.
From: Daria To: Jane
Good morning to the best friend I have ever had, would you mind shaking your ass and come at my house?
Sorry, I'm not talented at being nice. By the way, thank you for saying I was cruel. I almost cried.
From: Jane To: Daria
You are too heartless to cry. Why would I come if your TV doesn't work?
Trent and I are going to the theatre. Goodbye, Daria. I don't even know why I am your friend.
Have fun being bored.
From: Daria To: Jane
You're my friend because we are too smart to live in the current society.
From: Jane To: Daria
That's right.
By the way, Trent say hello.
From: Daria To: Jane
I thought you were going to the theatre?
From: Jane To: Daria
It was an excuse because I didn't want to talk to you.
From: Daria To: Jane
And now you do?
From: Jane To: Daria
I don't.
From: Daria To: Jane
You're weird.
From: Jane To: Daria
Not as weird as you.
From: Daria To: Jane
Thank you.
From: Jane To: Daria
But that russian movie about the Bolchevik revolution really seemed great.
From: Daria To: Jane
I am so sad being home and not being able to share this experience with you. And kind of glad you chose me over the movie.
From: Jane To: Daria
You're sad because you can't see my brother.
From: Daria To: Jane
Stop it. Trent wouldn't even wanted to see this movie.
From: Trent To: Daria, Jane
That's false! I would have loved it, especially with you.
From: Jane To: Trent, Daria
Trent?
From: Trent To: Jane, Daria
I'm sorry. Don't think I spied you, I just saw Daria's mail behind your shoulder.
From: Daria To: Trent, Jane
As long as you don't spy your sister when she takes her shower.
From: Trent To: Daria, Jane
Ha, ha, ha.
From: Jane To: Trent, Daria
Three "ha". Oh my God, Trent.
From: Daria To: Jane, Trent
Oh, please don't blaspheme.
From: Jane To: Daria, Trent
That's not what I'm doing, for God's sake.
From: Daria To: Jane, Trent
If I could be scared, you would scare me right now.
From: Trent To: Daria, Jane
Ehm, I should go. See you Daria.
From: Daria To: Trent, Jane
Goodbye.
From: Jane To: Daria
Exactly.
From: Daria To: Jane
Exactly.
I just hope this hasn't been annoying.
xoxo