K' Now, I realize that this is probably a very stupid plot line and
everything, but it was posed as a journal topic by my English teacher and I
was having fun with it so I decided to continue it. I apologize if the
superheroes/villains are slightly out of character, but they fit in better
with the plot this way. Just trying to keep my hectic life light I
guess.or I could just be loosing what little mind I retain at this point-
both are high probabilities. So I hope you enjoy it and find it as
entertaining as my classmates did!
~Moon Music
Disclaimer: I own absolutely none of these characters! I'm only saying this once for this story, so deal with it.
Summary: Through some freak chance that I gained some sorcery powers, I have magically locked Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Frodo Baggins, Hermione Granger Dr. Evil, and Blossom all in a room together. The problem? They hate Hermione; don't realize how powerful she is, and only the last person alive gets to leave. Not good enough? Lets just say they learn the hard way why you don't piss off a witch-especially one like Hermione.
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Chapter one:
Seven loud pops echoed across the seemingly empty room.
"Where are we!?"
"Harry? Ron! Where are you!"
"What's going on."
"Gandalf!!!!"
"Huh?"
"Minime? Now where have you run off to."
"There is obviously a logical explanation to all this."
The startled group of people suddenly froze and looked around, suddenly noticing part of the strange group they had become.
"Where are we?" asked Superman.
"Well isn't it obvious?" stated Blossom. At the blank looks she was receiving, she sighed, "Almost as clueless as Bubbles or Buttercup.but, we are obviously in a separate dimension. We are all famous heroes or villains, or most of us are at least," she gave Hermione a cold look.
Hermione quickly became flustered and cut off the rest of Blossoms speech, "What does that mean!"
"Isn't it apparent?" chirped in Dr. Evil, "You, while being a main character, are neither the hero nor the enemy. That would be Harry or Voldemort-Ive read all the books. Even Ron is closer than you. You are merely the know-it-all tag-a-long conscience of the group."
Unfortunately he had not realized Hermione's mutterings of, "Ill show you a main character." throughout the whole speech, and now Hermione's anger was beginning to get the better of her and she began to burst, "I am NO such thing! I pride myself on my intelligence, thank you very much, and I consider myself a good friend of Harry's. I may not be the savior or Boy who lived, but I pull my fair share and am not the piece of crap you are taking me for!"
By this point, Hermione was beyond pissed and had stalked up to Dr. Evil, sparks flying out of her firmly clutched wand as she continued on her tirade. Finally, she couldn't take it any more and a loud slap rang through the room, followed by a dull thud.
Dr. Evil had died.
Of shock.
Of being Bitch-slapped by a fifteen-year-old girl. Scratch that. Fifteen- year-old witch. Curses he had been ready for.but a bitch-slap! The room was echoingly quiet as the whole group stared at Hermione in shock.
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Sorry that the chapters are short, but its just a quick humorous one. Please Review and I hope you enjoyed it so far.
Disclaimer: I own absolutely none of these characters! I'm only saying this once for this story, so deal with it.
Summary: Through some freak chance that I gained some sorcery powers, I have magically locked Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Frodo Baggins, Hermione Granger Dr. Evil, and Blossom all in a room together. The problem? They hate Hermione; don't realize how powerful she is, and only the last person alive gets to leave. Not good enough? Lets just say they learn the hard way why you don't piss off a witch-especially one like Hermione.
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Chapter one:
Seven loud pops echoed across the seemingly empty room.
"Where are we!?"
"Harry? Ron! Where are you!"
"What's going on."
"Gandalf!!!!"
"Huh?"
"Minime? Now where have you run off to."
"There is obviously a logical explanation to all this."
The startled group of people suddenly froze and looked around, suddenly noticing part of the strange group they had become.
"Where are we?" asked Superman.
"Well isn't it obvious?" stated Blossom. At the blank looks she was receiving, she sighed, "Almost as clueless as Bubbles or Buttercup.but, we are obviously in a separate dimension. We are all famous heroes or villains, or most of us are at least," she gave Hermione a cold look.
Hermione quickly became flustered and cut off the rest of Blossoms speech, "What does that mean!"
"Isn't it apparent?" chirped in Dr. Evil, "You, while being a main character, are neither the hero nor the enemy. That would be Harry or Voldemort-Ive read all the books. Even Ron is closer than you. You are merely the know-it-all tag-a-long conscience of the group."
Unfortunately he had not realized Hermione's mutterings of, "Ill show you a main character." throughout the whole speech, and now Hermione's anger was beginning to get the better of her and she began to burst, "I am NO such thing! I pride myself on my intelligence, thank you very much, and I consider myself a good friend of Harry's. I may not be the savior or Boy who lived, but I pull my fair share and am not the piece of crap you are taking me for!"
By this point, Hermione was beyond pissed and had stalked up to Dr. Evil, sparks flying out of her firmly clutched wand as she continued on her tirade. Finally, she couldn't take it any more and a loud slap rang through the room, followed by a dull thud.
Dr. Evil had died.
Of shock.
Of being Bitch-slapped by a fifteen-year-old girl. Scratch that. Fifteen- year-old witch. Curses he had been ready for.but a bitch-slap! The room was echoingly quiet as the whole group stared at Hermione in shock.
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Sorry that the chapters are short, but its just a quick humorous one. Please Review and I hope you enjoyed it so far.