Super Smash Bros. Melee Jeopardy!
Shaun: Hello and welcome to our very first episode of Super Smash Jeopardy!
Fred: I thought it was Super Smash Bros. Melee Jeopardy.
Shaun: (Smacks Fred upside the head) This is Fred. You'll have to excuse him.(lowers voice to whisper) He's been dropped on head just a few to many times as a baby. We're your hosts!
Crowd groans loudly.
Fred: Shut up!
Shaun: (whacks Fred again) I'm the only one who can say that!
Crowd cheers and says "Yeah!"
Shaun: Shut up! Any how. lets meet our first 3 contestants!
Fred: Finally..
Shaun: Do I need to get the base ball bat Fred?
Fred: No. (mumbles) you overbearing..
Camera turns away. can hear loud screams of pain as Shaun yells " Teach you to call me names!"
Camera comes back into original position. with a very beaten and broken Fred staggering around. (Shaun has a wicked grin on his face)
Shaun: Any how.. Our first contestant is. Samus Aran!
Samus dashes out on stage and fires off a large charge round into the audience.. (screams of pain)
Shaun: Ok. Please take the first podium. Fred would you like to introduce our next contestant?
Fred: Not really.
Shaun: (Pulls out a rather large gun) Please?
Fred: Ok, Ok! Our next contestant is...Captain Falcon!
Shaun: (Puts away gun) Please take the next podium.
Fred: Can I introduce the next contestant? Please????
Shaun: (Pulls out gun) Freeeeed?
Fred: Whaaaat?
Shaun drags Fred off screen. loud gunshots can be heard off screen..
Shaun: Ok, our next contestant is... Pikachu!
Pikachu walks out on stage smoking a joint with a red bandanna wrapped around his head.
Pikachu: Waaaaazzzzuuuuppp!!!
Shaun: The electric freak can talk. Wow.
Pikachu tries to shock Shaun but he pulls out a gun and points it a Pikachu.
Shaun: Get to that podium! Now!
Pikachu tries to shock Shaun again.
Shaun: You see Fred? (Camera turns to Fred whose smiling a very toothless smile into the camera) I'll make you look worse than him!
Fred: Don't provoke him... he'll do it.
Captain Falcon: How mean can you get? Shooting people for no reason like that.
Shaun removes gunpoint from Pikachu and points it a Captain Falcon.
Shaun: Oh do please shut up!
Captain Falcon: Make Me!
Audience: Ohhhhhhh!
Camera points toward audience...gun shots can be heard off screen..
Shaun: Anywho.lets get on with it!
Shaun: Fred, please announce the categories.
Fred: (Eyes the large which Shaun is holding) Ok!
Fred: The categories are.. Annoying people who think their birds, Electric freak rodents, Overbearing hosts with guns.
Fred: Ummm, why do we have only 3 categories?
Shaun: Because I said so!
Fred: You never said anything about that..
Shaun: (Raises gun to Fred's head) Don't argue with me...or you know what...
Fred: (Eyes the large gun pointed at his head) Sorry..
Shaun: Too late!
Once again Shaun drags Fred off screen.. Once again gunshots are heard off screen.
Samus: Ok. that was uncalled for.
Shaun: Well I hadn't shot anybody in about 10 minutes.. And I was getting bored.(Says while turning gunpoint from Fred to Samus)
Samus raises cannon to Shaun's head level.
Shaun lowers gun and puts it away.Samus fires a couple of rounds past Shaun's head.
Shaun: Why the hell did you do that!?
Samus: I was getting bored.
Shaun: Are you mocking me? (Raises gun)
Samus' cannon splits at the end to reveal a rather large rocket.
Shaun: (Deciding not to provoke Samus again, puts gun away and quickly changes subject) Anyways! Let's get on with the questions!
Shaun: Samus, since I'm scared of you, you go first! The board is yours!
Samus: Ummm, how bout. Overbearing hosts with guns for 300!
Shaun: He is the GREATEST host in all of Jeopardy history!
Captain Falcon: (Slams hand down on button)Y...BANG!...THUNK!
Samus shoots him in the head and hits the buzzer.
Shaun: Ummm, ok.. What's you answer?
Samus: You! And your not that good of a host...
Fred: Correct!
Shaun starts toward Fred while raising his fist.. But decides to leave him alone..
Shaun: Ok the board is still yours!
Samus: Ummm, Annoying People Who Think There Birds for... 200!
Shaun: He's standing right next to you..
Cap. Falcon slams hand on buzzer again.
Cap. Falcon: Me, and I don't THINK I'm a bird..
Shaun: Oh, be quiet!
Fred: (Standing up from feeble position) Correct!
Shaun: Yes, the board is yours!
Cap Falcon: Electric Freak Rodents for 400!
Shaun: He's yellow with red polka-dots..
Pikachu: Me, and I am not polka-doted!!!
Shaun: That's what they all say...THUNK!
Cap. Falcon grabs the back of Pikachu's head and starts slaming his face into the podium.
Cap. Falcon: YOU STUPID FREAK RODENT!!!! (Emphasizing each word with a powerful thrust of Pikachu's head into the podium)
Cap. Falcon stops and returns to his normal standing position.
Shaun: Ok, Pikachu, its your. buzzzzzzz!
Shaun: Oh, too bad its time for final Jeopardy! And our special host is... Yoshi!
Yoshi dashes out on stage and waves to the screaming audience
Shaun: Ok, come over here... COME OVER HERE!
Yoshi ignores him and keeps smiling at the audience. Shaun: (Pulls out gun and shoots into the air a few times) GET YOUR GREEN BUTT OVER HERE!!!!
Yoshi walks over to where Shaun is standing.. Shaun puts gun away.
Shaun: Ok, read the question Yoshi.
Yoshi: Who is the. BANG!
Shaun shoots Yoshi in the head. Yoshi falls over onto the floor..
Shaun: Your not reading it right! Ok, who is the most dangerous host with a gun..ever.
Shaun: (Waits a few minutes) Ok, Pikachu your answer?
Pikachu: You ya stupid..BANG!
Shaun shoots him in the head..
Shaun: Oh I'm so sorry. that's wrong!
Fred: Ok, Cap. Falcon, your answer?
Cap. Falcon: You!
Fred: Me?
Shaun: (Whacks Fred with the gun) No, me!
Fred: (Rubbing large bruise on head) Anyway, Samus?
Yoshi twitches.
Shaun: Wait.(Empties a clip into Yoshi's head) Be Still! Please continue.
Fred: Ok. Samus?
Samus: You.
Shaun: Ok since Samus has a large assault cannon, she wins!
Samus: What'd I win?
Shaun: Ummm,nothing..
Samus: That sucks...oh well.
Shaun: Alright you can go now.
Yoshi twitches..again.
Shaun: Excuse me...
Camera zooms out to Samus,Pikachu,and Cap. Falcon walking off stage..and..
Shaun: (Dives on Yoshi and starts to strangle him) I SAID BE STILL!
Camera fades to black.. Be sure to tune in again for Episode 2!!!
Shaun: Hello and welcome to our very first episode of Super Smash Jeopardy!
Fred: I thought it was Super Smash Bros. Melee Jeopardy.
Shaun: (Smacks Fred upside the head) This is Fred. You'll have to excuse him.(lowers voice to whisper) He's been dropped on head just a few to many times as a baby. We're your hosts!
Crowd groans loudly.
Fred: Shut up!
Shaun: (whacks Fred again) I'm the only one who can say that!
Crowd cheers and says "Yeah!"
Shaun: Shut up! Any how. lets meet our first 3 contestants!
Fred: Finally..
Shaun: Do I need to get the base ball bat Fred?
Fred: No. (mumbles) you overbearing..
Camera turns away. can hear loud screams of pain as Shaun yells " Teach you to call me names!"
Camera comes back into original position. with a very beaten and broken Fred staggering around. (Shaun has a wicked grin on his face)
Shaun: Any how.. Our first contestant is. Samus Aran!
Samus dashes out on stage and fires off a large charge round into the audience.. (screams of pain)
Shaun: Ok. Please take the first podium. Fred would you like to introduce our next contestant?
Fred: Not really.
Shaun: (Pulls out a rather large gun) Please?
Fred: Ok, Ok! Our next contestant is...Captain Falcon!
Shaun: (Puts away gun) Please take the next podium.
Fred: Can I introduce the next contestant? Please????
Shaun: (Pulls out gun) Freeeeed?
Fred: Whaaaat?
Shaun drags Fred off screen. loud gunshots can be heard off screen..
Shaun: Ok, our next contestant is... Pikachu!
Pikachu walks out on stage smoking a joint with a red bandanna wrapped around his head.
Pikachu: Waaaaazzzzuuuuppp!!!
Shaun: The electric freak can talk. Wow.
Pikachu tries to shock Shaun but he pulls out a gun and points it a Pikachu.
Shaun: Get to that podium! Now!
Pikachu tries to shock Shaun again.
Shaun: You see Fred? (Camera turns to Fred whose smiling a very toothless smile into the camera) I'll make you look worse than him!
Fred: Don't provoke him... he'll do it.
Captain Falcon: How mean can you get? Shooting people for no reason like that.
Shaun removes gunpoint from Pikachu and points it a Captain Falcon.
Shaun: Oh do please shut up!
Captain Falcon: Make Me!
Audience: Ohhhhhhh!
Camera points toward audience...gun shots can be heard off screen..
Shaun: Anywho.lets get on with it!
Shaun: Fred, please announce the categories.
Fred: (Eyes the large which Shaun is holding) Ok!
Fred: The categories are.. Annoying people who think their birds, Electric freak rodents, Overbearing hosts with guns.
Fred: Ummm, why do we have only 3 categories?
Shaun: Because I said so!
Fred: You never said anything about that..
Shaun: (Raises gun to Fred's head) Don't argue with me...or you know what...
Fred: (Eyes the large gun pointed at his head) Sorry..
Shaun: Too late!
Once again Shaun drags Fred off screen.. Once again gunshots are heard off screen.
Samus: Ok. that was uncalled for.
Shaun: Well I hadn't shot anybody in about 10 minutes.. And I was getting bored.(Says while turning gunpoint from Fred to Samus)
Samus raises cannon to Shaun's head level.
Shaun lowers gun and puts it away.Samus fires a couple of rounds past Shaun's head.
Shaun: Why the hell did you do that!?
Samus: I was getting bored.
Shaun: Are you mocking me? (Raises gun)
Samus' cannon splits at the end to reveal a rather large rocket.
Shaun: (Deciding not to provoke Samus again, puts gun away and quickly changes subject) Anyways! Let's get on with the questions!
Shaun: Samus, since I'm scared of you, you go first! The board is yours!
Samus: Ummm, how bout. Overbearing hosts with guns for 300!
Shaun: He is the GREATEST host in all of Jeopardy history!
Captain Falcon: (Slams hand down on button)Y...BANG!...THUNK!
Samus shoots him in the head and hits the buzzer.
Shaun: Ummm, ok.. What's you answer?
Samus: You! And your not that good of a host...
Fred: Correct!
Shaun starts toward Fred while raising his fist.. But decides to leave him alone..
Shaun: Ok the board is still yours!
Samus: Ummm, Annoying People Who Think There Birds for... 200!
Shaun: He's standing right next to you..
Cap. Falcon slams hand on buzzer again.
Cap. Falcon: Me, and I don't THINK I'm a bird..
Shaun: Oh, be quiet!
Fred: (Standing up from feeble position) Correct!
Shaun: Yes, the board is yours!
Cap Falcon: Electric Freak Rodents for 400!
Shaun: He's yellow with red polka-dots..
Pikachu: Me, and I am not polka-doted!!!
Shaun: That's what they all say...THUNK!
Cap. Falcon grabs the back of Pikachu's head and starts slaming his face into the podium.
Cap. Falcon: YOU STUPID FREAK RODENT!!!! (Emphasizing each word with a powerful thrust of Pikachu's head into the podium)
Cap. Falcon stops and returns to his normal standing position.
Shaun: Ok, Pikachu, its your. buzzzzzzz!
Shaun: Oh, too bad its time for final Jeopardy! And our special host is... Yoshi!
Yoshi dashes out on stage and waves to the screaming audience
Shaun: Ok, come over here... COME OVER HERE!
Yoshi ignores him and keeps smiling at the audience. Shaun: (Pulls out gun and shoots into the air a few times) GET YOUR GREEN BUTT OVER HERE!!!!
Yoshi walks over to where Shaun is standing.. Shaun puts gun away.
Shaun: Ok, read the question Yoshi.
Yoshi: Who is the. BANG!
Shaun shoots Yoshi in the head. Yoshi falls over onto the floor..
Shaun: Your not reading it right! Ok, who is the most dangerous host with a gun..ever.
Shaun: (Waits a few minutes) Ok, Pikachu your answer?
Pikachu: You ya stupid..BANG!
Shaun shoots him in the head..
Shaun: Oh I'm so sorry. that's wrong!
Fred: Ok, Cap. Falcon, your answer?
Cap. Falcon: You!
Fred: Me?
Shaun: (Whacks Fred with the gun) No, me!
Fred: (Rubbing large bruise on head) Anyway, Samus?
Yoshi twitches.
Shaun: Wait.(Empties a clip into Yoshi's head) Be Still! Please continue.
Fred: Ok. Samus?
Samus: You.
Shaun: Ok since Samus has a large assault cannon, she wins!
Samus: What'd I win?
Shaun: Ummm,nothing..
Samus: That sucks...oh well.
Shaun: Alright you can go now.
Yoshi twitches..again.
Shaun: Excuse me...
Camera zooms out to Samus,Pikachu,and Cap. Falcon walking off stage..and..
Shaun: (Dives on Yoshi and starts to strangle him) I SAID BE STILL!
Camera fades to black.. Be sure to tune in again for Episode 2!!!