AN: Yeah, wrote this cause I cheered up because of a lovely man known as RadicalDaniel. Cheers dude, helped me alot :) *huggles*
Dougie blinked in confusion, then looked from Harry to Danny.
As he watched, the Northener blushed and looked at his knees. Dougie whipped his head around in time to see Harry winking, then looking at the interviewer with a straight face, then looking back at Danny and winking again.
Winking? Harry didn't wink, especialy not at Danny.
But sure enough, there it was- Harry winking, Danny blushing, Dougie staring and Tom pointedly ignoring them all.
Well.
Dougie narrowed his eyes and stared ahead, pondering this new mystery. What the fecking hell was going on?
"H-Harry..Oh God, Harry..."
Dougie stood outside of Danny's room later that night with a terrified expression- Hary was hurting Danny! That was the only way to justify the way he was crying out- and the groans!
Oh dear sweet Jesus.
Dougie was about to creep away when he heard Dany scream out in what appeared to be pure terror. Dougie froze before sprnting downstairs.
"Tom!" He slammed open the door to the living room. Tom jumped up in shock. "Dougie? What's wrong?"
"Harry- Harry's hurting Danny!"
"...What?"
"I can hear Danny! He's screaming!"
"...What?"
Dougie sighed in irritation. Obviously, Tom's mental capacity barely bordered his own genius.
"They're in Danny's room, and there's banging and stuff, and Harry keeps making this funny noise and Danny's saying his name and it sonds like he's- he's in pain!"
Tom went red as he realised what Dougie was talking about.
"...Oh." He sat down slowly.
"Tom! You need to HELP him!"
"Dougie, I think... he'll be okay."
But-" Dougie stopped the ran back upstairs. He hesitated, backed away from Danny's door, then ran into it.
The door had not been locked, as he'd expected it to be, so he flew halfway into the room before crashing onto the floor. He looked up, bouncing to his feet, then stopped in shock at what he saw.
"Why are you naked?"