Alvin's comedy hour
Alvin sits backstage,waiting to go on. As the crowed enters the club Alvin looks out to see if anyone he knows had shown up. When everyone was seated and had their refreshments,the announcer walked onto the stage.
"Hello everyone and welcome to the Laughing hour club. We have a real big treat for all of you tonight." Alvin was pumping himself up for the show. "Without any further a due The Laughing hour proudly presents ALVIN SEVILLE!" The crowed roared and clapped when Alvin walked onto the stage.
"WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY!" Alvin shouted as he grabbed the mic off of its stand. The crowd cheered as he started to speak. "Well,to let y'all know. I recently got engaged to my longtime girlfriend." The crowd whistled and cheered. "Thank you. I know most of you single guys in the crowd tonight are saying to your self. What in the hell are you thinking?" The crowd chuckles.
"Tell ya the truth I was a little drunk and...Ok I was a lot drunk and I proposed." The crowd laughed at his joke as Alvin took a swig of his water. Before Alvin could tell his next joke. "HEY!" Alvin looked behind him and saw his fiancé coming towards him. "Uh oh,I'm in trouble." The crowd laughed and cheered as Brittany came up to Alvin,glaring at him the whole way.
Brittany looked out at the crowd and then back to Alvin. "To let you know dumbass,we were both drunk that night. You bent over and puked on my shoes,I asked if you were ok then you stand upright with a ring in your hands. You tried to ask me but you kept gagging so I just said yes. I felt sorry for you." Alvin's jaw dropped. The crowd laughed at the embarrassing story. "Hey...I couldn't remeber too much from that night. I had to be told what I did,and most of what I did I wish someone would have stopped me." Brittany glared at him. "Hey how was I supposed to know that the cocktail waitress wasn't a stripper? I do have to admit though she did do a damn good job dancing on the table." The crowd cheered and laughed at the story.
This is the test run of this story I hope you all like it