I flew into Santa workshop, and saw my fellow gaurdians there, Tooth, Sandy, North and the kangar- I mean Bunnymund.

I landed next to Sandy, "what do you want us for North?" I asked, and Bunnymund nodded in agreement, "yeah! I'm really behind sechudule mate! Do you know how many eggs I have to do?"

"Ah ah ah!" North said, "do not question the belly!" North patted his stomuch, making Bunnymund groan. "Not again! Listen, I have to do 35, 000 eggs to paint, and having to travel all this way because of your belly is-" "hey! Wasn't he right before?" Tooth intervened. Bunnymund shook his head, "no! He was wrong before because we then got stuck with Frosty over here!"

I smirked, "AWWWW, is the kangaroo mad? Does he need a carrot?" I cooed, making Bunnymund stamp his foot furiously, "NO I DO NOT NEED A BLEEDIN' CARR-"

"Hey guys! Look!" Tooth said, pointing.

As I turned round, I saw that rising out of the ground, was a big, shining chunk of ice. The moon was glowing in the sky in the window,and it's silvery rays made the ice shimmer like a jewel.

"The man in the moon is making a new guardian!" Tooth exclaimed, her purple eyes shining while Bunnymund groaned again "Gee mate, I think we have one too many gaurdians anyway!" I smirked at him, "hey, Kangaroo, I've bought a greyhound yesterday do you want to meet him?" Bunnymund glared at me.

I looked back at the ice, and saw Sandy make a 4-leafed clover sigh above his head, and Tooth nodded in agreement "Sandy, your probably right, it's probably going to be the leprechaun this time!"

A mist was forming a shape above the ice, and we all waited breathlessly until it showed the shape of a young felmale girl about the same age as me with long wavy hair and was carrying a bow.

"Valentine Red" North said, his heavily accented voice carrying a hint of surprise.

"Oh no oh no oh no!" Bunnymund exclaimed, "she's just a troublemaker! All she does is make people fall in love and shoot arrows! How could she help us?"

I frowned slightly too, "oh god, don't tell me. She's some annoying, whiny, sickly brat who thinks love is the worlds most beautiful thing ever."

God, how will I cope? I hate girls like that

North raised his eyebrows at Bunnymund and me, "didn't you say something like that about Jack? And besides" North cleared his voice and whispered something to Bunnymund, who stared at me and started laughing madly so much he fell on the floor and began rolling around with laughter.

I narrowed my eyes at North and Bunnymund, "what did you say?" I asked, and North turned red slightly, "um,well Jack, as you know, you are quite ur..." Bunnymund suddenly sat up, smirking "he says you need a girl mate!"

My eyes widened and Bunnymund started choking with laughter again, "he looks like he's seen a flipping ghost!"

I scowled at Bunnymund, and swished my staff, sending sharp icicles at Bunnymund "crikey!" Bunnymund yelled, and hopped out the way just in time. I swung my staff angrily, "I don't need a girlfriend!" I said, and North and Bunnymund exchanged a look, and even Sandy smirked slightly.

"Well, Jack, you are a bit, um, anti-social should we say?" Tooth told me gently, "what?!" I exclaimed, "I'm not anti-social! I always play with the kids and stuff!"

"But Jack, that's our point you always play with the kids or you just talk to us! That's all you do! You don't come to our parties or anything" Tooth replied. I sighed "Can't we just change this subject? Besides, I know that this Valentine is just going to be this annoying brat who is as annoying as hell"

Bunnymund opened his mouth to say something, but luckily for him, North quickly said "anyway! We must find this new Guardian! And quickly before Pitch does!"

But as North walked past me, he murmered "and by the way Jack, I think you may be surprised on how different Valentine is"