Twilight confessions

I poured glitter on my boyfriend so he'd be just like Edward

Fictional characters dazzle me frequently.

Lamb chops are delicious

I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork and lived to tell the tale

I stay up at night waiting for Edward to show up

Ballet studios give me chills

I've developed a habit of biting people

I'm willing to bet agenst Alice

Shinny silver Volvo make me squeal like a school girl

When I have kids I'll name them after the Cullen

I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward will save me

I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a friggin' book

new moon confession

I can hear Edward in my head to

If Edward dies I'm heading to volterra

Alice stole my Porsche

Jane has my favorite vampire power

I have Edwards soul (evil laugh)

Bella's epiphany = starting the obvious

Edward didn't go to south America he was visiting me

My friend named all of her dogs after Jacob and his friends

I skipped all the chapters without Edward in them

I second Rosalie's vote

I cut myself in front of Jasper for fun

If Bella wont marry Edward I will

Eclipse confession

I never really understood Bella's Switzerland comment

I already knew of Victoria's plan before any of them did

I would've punched Jacob

Cuddling with a pushy obnoxious dog doesn't seem like a good idea to me

I would gladly be affected by the territorial disputes between mythical creacters

Yes Jacob your being half naked does bother me

Seducing a vampire seems like a natural reaction to me

Alice and Edward are free to kidnap me whenever they like

When I get married it would be on August 13th

Alice can plan my wedding

I ship Alice/Jasper more then Edward/Bella

my friend adopted a stray the other day... she thought it was Jacob Black

Breaking dawn confession

No Charlie Bella's not pregnant with Edward's baby I am

I'm in Edwards happy ( pretend the word happy is crossed out) naughty place

Forget Jacob I want Seth to be my puppy

I told my parents I was going to marry Edward my fictional vampire boyfriend

Jacob's not missing my friend keeps him locked in her basement

Read the first chapter yeah... I died and went to heaven but I came back because Edward wasn't there

I tried to change my date of birth to August 13th

Even Jasper couldn't clam me down after the chapter

I'm going to South America to find Isle Esme

I cant accept Jasper as Jazz

I told Harry Potter that Severus Albus had been dethroned by Renesmee Carlie Cullen

I went to the park and stared in every guy's face trying to imprint on them

I was the hiker Bella smelled when she was hunting AND I'M PORUD OF IT

Bella told me that Renesmee hadn't been potty trained until she was 5

I discovered the rubble of Rosalie's and Emmett's first house

Mike Newton donated blood to the Red Cross little did he know Bella drank it when she was pregnant

I've heard all of Jacob's blonde jokes

When Bella found out about Jacob's imprinting I was screaming the same words as Bella at my book

Tell me what you think please