"Hey, Satan, I have a little favour to ask you…"
The devil looked at the smirking girl with a look of slight disdain.
"What do you want…?"
Ranger held in a squeal as she stopped outside a large house with Satan. He placed a finger on the doorbell and sighed as it opened and a man peered out.
"Hello- woah, that's weird…"
He paused as he took in the sight of the two strangers at his door. One was a girl around her twenties, with a bright fringe of darkness, redness and whiteness and sporting a TOBUSCUS hoodie. A fangirl, he presumed. But the man standing next to her – it was uncanny. The man was almost like his twin, except for the small horns protruding from his head. He was wearing a black suit with a red dress shirt and bowtie, and his eyes were drawn to what he could swear was a barbed tail swinging at the back.
"W-what do you want…?"
Satan snickered and looked to the girl by his side.
"You're right; he does look and sound exactly like me! How weird is that…!"
The man in the doorway took a step back as he heard almost the same as his own voice coming from the horned man.
"Who are-wh-who are you…?"
"Oh, yeah, right, sorry. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Satan. You know, Lucifer, the devil, all that stuff. And this-"
He paused and let out a sigh as the girl next to him clasped her hand round her mouth as a small dog ran out of the doorway, yapping at Satan. She practically squealed in delight and stared at the little dog in awe.
"This is Ranger. She's kind of…weird."
The man in the doorway backed up a little more, a confused and slightly freaked out look on his face.
"So you're Satan… and you look and sound like me….and you're with a fangirl…? I'm…not sure what to think, to be honest…."
The girl finally spoke, her words jumbled.
"Can I pet him? BecauseIreallywanttopethimoh myflowchartsGryphonissocutea wwww!"
She leant down and stroked the fluffy, off-white dog, who was still barking furiously at the devil beside her. He looked down and snarled at the mutt.
"Shut up, stupid dog."
Ranger gasped and hugged the dog tighter.
"He's not stupid, are you Gryphon? No, you're adorable, yes you are, yes you are!"
She had been putting on a voice that would usually be used for babies, talking stupidly high and dumbing down her words. The devil rolled his eyes and shuffled his feet around on the ground.
"Can we go now? It's just getting really awkward. I don't know why you even wanted to come here in the first place."
"WELL OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T GO, BECAUSE I CAME HERE TO MEET FLOWCHARTIN' TOBY JOE 'TOBUSCUS' TURNER AND I FLOWCHARTIN' WILL!"
"Ok, ok, no need to get stressy. So what are we going to do as were blatantly ignoring your friend Toby over here."
"Oh, um… Hey there Toby! You probably think we're weird –thanks a lot Satan- but we're actually ok and um… Satan's really the real Satan he can prove it to you if you want!"
She nudged the devil, who sighed once again and grabbed Toby's shoulder as flames engulfed them and they teleported into hell.