CHAPTER 1
THE MANY SIDES OF EMMETT CULLEN (PART 1)
(Emmett Sitting on Chair playing with toys. He breaks a toy and begins to cry.)
EMMETT: WAHHHH!
(Edward, Rosalie, Jasper walk in)
ROSALIE: What's wrong dear?
EMMETT: I...I...I—WAHHH!
EDWARD: *sigh* he broke another one
JASPER: (mumbles to self) 12th one this week
EDWARD: here Emmett you can play with Bella today instead of your toys (Runs to grab Bella from the TV room where she is jumping and dancing to Dora the explorer)
BELLA: Eddy where are you taking me?
(EDWARD IGNORES HER)
(Edward and Bella reach Emmett's room where Rosalie is alone trying to fix the room Emmett has no destroyed with happiness)
BELLA: (struggles to get away) No not Emmett! The last time I played with him he broke my Dora doll!
EMMETT: pfft not my fault Dora couldn't take on optimus prime
BELLA: it was an uneven fight! (Sticks tongue out at Emmett)
(Emmett begins to get up and attack Bella but Edward pushes him. Emmett flies to the other side of the room)
EDWARD (to Rosalie): Where's Jasper?
Rosalie: Uh...Um...Well—
EMMETT: Jasper go bye bye!
EDWARD: Okay then...Well me and Rosalie will go look for Jasper or possibly his remains…
BELLA: His What!?!?
EDWARD: Oh uh nothing dear…well play nice!
(Edward runs out the door)
(Rosalie begins to walk towards the door but stops and looks at Emmett)
ROSALIE: Don't break her or Edward will turn you into that toy there
(Rosalie leaves)
(Bella backs towards the door but Emmett is suddenly blocking her way)
BELLA: Oh hi Emmett I was just gonna go get a stake—um I mean cheese and crackers for us!
EMMETT: CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!!!
BELLA: Yes lots of em
EMMETT: No not now we play Xbox!
BELLA: um sure right—now!
(Bella runs past Emmett)
(Emmett throws a brick at Bella she falls)
EMMETT: We play now?
BELLA (sounds retarded): uh yeah play games Dora Prime…SPACE MONKEYS!
EMMETT: YAY! Play time!
(They walk towards Emmett's room. Jasper suddenly comes out of the hallway closet.)
JASPER: AH no more bear hugs! (Runs)
BELLA: Who was dat?
EMMETT: That was captain cuddles leader of the race of overgrown seaweed. He came here as a mission to expand the horizon of his people and to find where they will settle in the future for generations. They will raise giant mutant bananas that in hard times will. Save. Our. Lives.
BELLA: okey dokey!
EMMETT: Yup!
(END PART 1)
Will Edward and Rosalie discover Captain Cuddles? Will Emmett and Bella have fun? Will Dora ever beat optimus prime!?!? FIND OUT IN THE SHOCKING CONCLUSION TO THE MANY SIDES OF EMMETT CULLEN.