Here's the sequel, sorry if it's a bit of a rambling. I had to type this as quickly as I could while brushing my teeth, doing my homework and helping my sister. If there are any mistakes let me know. Oh yeah the summary, here it is:

Artemis Fowl is perfectly fine with his life despite the fact that he has an annoying girlfriend, delays in a delivery so that he can continue his next heist and the fact that he is unaware of a forgotten past. He knows about the mind wiping machine and he doesn't want to remember the incidents from the past if it has nothing to do with the fairies and a giant chunk of his life. He has his parents, Juliet,Domovoiand fairies watching his back, so there were hardly any worries until a mysterious wave of killings goes through Haven with only one explanation. The lost prophecy. Since the prophecy states that only two mud-I mean humans can create a concoction to freeze this 'thing' the fairies are more than happy to regain the memories of Artemis and Athena but when you the new mind wiping machine guarantees no retrigger Artemis and Athena have to learn how to work together because their remeeting creates friction between the two of them especially since Foaly has a new mind switcher and switched their bodies with only one problem, a component blew a fuse and it's the rare and expensive one which can only be made in a week. Poor, poor them...not!

Disclaimer: The mind switching thing is not completely my idea. I think there are many fanfics which contain a mind switch. I just thought it would be really funny if they knew nothing about each other and had to live each others lives. The prophecy thing isn't that new either but trust me there will be more fics like this. Also Eoin Colfer owns Artemis Fowl and company. I just own whatever you don't recognise.

P.S My character is Felicity, the author, not Athena, there is absolutely no self insertion. Purple eyes?

So what?

Prologue

Remember me? Well I'm going to be writing this report again.Dr. Argon insisted on it, must be the fact thathe doesn't reallylike reports with all the paperwork piling on his desk each day.Anyway, instead of typing my report that is similar to my first I have decided to make some changes as Dr. Argon has advised me to. However his spats with Dr. Cumulus about how I should write was no help. I will now type what activities are subjects have been up to in the period of forgetting each other.

Artemis has trained Mulch to become an even craftier thief than he was at first, if it was possible in the first place. Now he is smarter instead of just a master thief. This does not seem to please Commander Julius Root but Mulch is no longer considered his business and he does not have any more right to arrest Mulch because all of Mulch's criminal activities have been aboveground and it is not the fairies' business. Artemis has made sure that Mulch follows certain rules, so that the LEP cannot touch Mulch which is surprisingly thoughtful of him for the youngest criminal in the world.

Their schemes and thefts have caused a controversy aboveground. They are called the Crafty Cats and any criminal would be proud of them, if that is they knew who the Crafty Cats really were. Who in the criminal world knew not the name Fowl? If Artemis Fowl Sr. ever got notice on this I could guarantee that the typical teenage punishment would soon follow, grounding of course although I don't see the effect on Artemis. He stays in his room most of the time anyway.

Artemis' academics has been doing very, very well although it seems to some that only people whom he has swindled will think he's an impossible genius. He is indeed a genius and he has been investing his time in inventions which has the potential to surpass both Foaly and Athena's if he had their creativity or watched some mud man television. The type of shows that have very futuristic views of how machines could be, though those type of shows comprise of children or teen shows such as Jimmy Neutron and Totally Spies. Ingenious devices I must say although most have already been created by Foaly.

Artemis Fowl the First and Angeline have been officially broken the record of the fastest mud man traveller jetting all over the world as I type, leaving Artemis alone in which I regrettably admit. However it seems that Artemis Fowl the Second is the one who continues to repel them although he secretly wishes for their attention. They have now become friends with Victoria Hawk and might even bring Artemis and Athena to meeting. However I would not worry about a retrigger because of the brand new mind wiping machine.

Juliet is training hard for the Madam Ko exam. She is determined to pass it and finally get her blue diamond tattoo. I'm also proud to say that she has gained more self control although she is not the main subject. However she is affiliated with Artemis and that makes her part of this report. Domovoi as a similar subject has shown signs of improvement in his health ever since he took up different exercises.

Athena is now an extremely well known girl in her school and has made it to the top of her school's social system but that is merely for the junior high school system, she still has high school to go through next year.

I think you should be able to guess what kind of co-curricular activities she has invested her time into. Debate Champion, she loves to quarrel, Chess Champion, chess prodigy remember, top in her mechanics class, Cheerleading Captain and the computer club. Sports? Karate, naturally, soccer, practising to kick Foaly I guess, and baseball. Nonetheless she has enemies everywhere in school. For example, cheerleaders, ex-chess champion, some boys and nerds. Oh, and those people she accidentally splattered with glop when her experiment exploded. Good news, the glop was not permanent.

Foaly has beaten her several time already for the record, hacking, yes and programming, yes. Although she had to help him to hack into an 'important' file. The file was of course Artemis' diary and Foaly had great fun reading Artemis' new diary which was hardly available to me for this report. Commander Root has explained that his entries are now very limited and so on. Too bad, I can imagine his entries about Heather right now. Juicy stuff I bet.

Victoria Hawk's health has improved thanks to Holly's healing. She was not put on probation although it broke the rules because we decided that it was the turning point of Athena. It did however make Foaly a little bit richer, but was whacked by Holly, mind you if you think that Holly would leave it be. Veronica and Atlanta Hawk have proper jobs now although they spend most of their work hours on shopping but the manager can't complain because Victoria Hawk owns the mall and also because Veronica and Atlanta are the biggest spenders.

Libra on the other hand is hardly up to anything, though she has enrolled in a different training school as a past time. She has quickly risen and in about five years will receive the certificate which is a tattoo as well except this time it's a tiger eye. She is now more serious but otherwise still the same. She's not as hyperactive as Juliet and yet she seems to have just as much fun if I may add. I have also discovered a family relation between Juliet and Libra but that is another story of course.

This is hardly the end of my report; the continuum of the incident is below along with my epilogue. I am sure that the readers know why Artemis was driven to a life of crime from Dr. Argon's previous reports. I am also sure that Athena's life is clear to the readers of this report, namely Julius Root and Dr. Argon himself.

Thanks for reading...Review please and no flames. Only comments(nice ones) and constructive critiscm, flames are not constructive nor will they improve my writing.

Eliza C (Elizabeth/Lizzie/Liz)