Title: Split Personality
Author: Louise
Rating: Pg-13
Category: Romance/humor
Pairing: Lois/Clark
Spoilers: Crimson
Disclaimer: Obviously, I don't own Smallville or its characters. No infringement intended.
Summary: When Lois bought accidentally a black kryptonite rock things getting worse when Clark have to deal with two sides of Lois Lane.
Dedication: To Rachel for beta reading this fan fiction and helping me with my English.

"Whitesnake. Wow. I must have really liked you." Lois had said nervously before gulping hard, still nervous about Valentine's Day incidents.

"I can't believe I said that!" She snapped at herself still, angry for having said that for Clark. So what she was affected by a love potion? So what she kissed Clark? Why she couldn't keep her mouth shut and just get away of the loft like she had planned to?

But the Mix CD totally let her out of guard. She wasn't expected to react like that with Clark. Of all people, she had to... fall... for him? Lois kept walking nervous in the apartment when Chloe finally opened the door. "Lois? Are you here?"

"Yes." She yelled from her room while she was finishing getting dressed. "Stupid, Stupid, Stupid" she whispered to herself but Chloe managed to catch some weird rant from her cousin.

"Did you say something?" Chloe asked trying to understand what Lois was ranting about.

"No, I didn't."

"Lois, are you still beating yourself up for Valentine's Day? Didn't Clark say nothing happened?" Chloe reminded her as Lois finally went to the living room with her purse in her shoulder. "So, relax. It's been two weeks already. You have to let that go."

"I can't. I don't know, but I have a strange feeling that something happened, and I can't remember what it was." She pointed out still annoyed with the whole situation. "Are you ready?"

"I am." Chloe nodded while they were leaving the apartment.

"Good. I just need to make a quick stop before going back to the Kent's." Lois explained while Chloe was looking at her confused. "It's this Wicca store that also sells all different kinds of rocks. I need an amulet before going to the Daily Planet's interview on Monday. I need all the luck I can get."

"Lois, I thought you didn't believe in this kind of stuff."

"And I don't but… what harm can it do if I wish for good luck?" Lois explained while Chloe looked at her and nodded. "I also have to pick some papers to deliver for Mrs. Kent to sign later since I'll stay at the farm during the weekend until our apartment gets fumigated."

"Lois, slow down. You still are moonlighting between the two jobs?" Chloe inquired as Lois nodded her head. "Unbelievable. Not that I don't admire that, I do but… you get very stressed later. It's better if you slow down a bit before having a breakdown."

"I'm fine, Chloe!" Lois said with determination crossing her arms seriously. "Besides, what else can happen?"

"I don't know, other than you having a major breakdown. It's just, everything happened at once. You and Ollie's breakup, The valentine's day incident, your jingle with two jobs. I don't think it's a good idea you ignoring that right now."

"I already said I'm fine!" Lois snapped at Chloe a little annoyed. "I can handle all of this. Don't worry."

Chloe sighed annoyed with Lois's stubbornness, but decided to leave her alone for now. "If you say so…"

TBC