"The thing I have for you is to survive"

The truth grinned "The world itself is quite harmless in comparison to your world. That's why I'm sending you to suou..." then I went to speak with alphonse

Suou?!... who is that?... I'm going find out...

The suou mansion is an extravagant piece of art if one of true taste had to say, a huge mansion of exquisite detail goes into this fine establishment, the finest place must be of course the main hall. Full of paintings, precious vases, a fine chandelier, and portraits of it's beautiful lord, tamaki suou.

Young tamaki is from France and is the illegitimate child of the extremely wealthy chairman of ouran academy. He lived with his mother until a year ago, due to a deal struck by his heartless grandmother and his mother, who's health was rapidly decreasing. Ever since coming to Japan, he had absolutely zero contact with his mother. Besides this, he was extremely happy. He had formed ouran academy's top club, the ouran high school host club. With his friend, Kyoya ootori working on leveling the club's budget and also a host as the serious one. Another member is Mitsukuni Haninozuka, or much preferred "Honey-senpai", who is known by the visitors as the cutesy Lolita, seriously, he's 17 and he can pass for a elementary school student! He brings along Takashi morinozuka, nicknamed "mori-senpai", is known as the strong silent type. Finally, the Hitachiin brothers, hikaru and kaoru, twins who care deeply for each other, and kinda exaggerates themselves as the forbidden brotherly love twin prankster duo. And he is the "Leader" and he couldn't be happier...

"AAAHHHH!" *CCCRAASHH!* *SSMMASSHH!* *CCRRACCK!* "Ow! God damn that hurts!"

Tamaki eyes flew open and he jumped out of his bed onto the floor "what in the world?..." that voice... sounded familiar..

I sawed the gate open over a... chandelier?... This is gonna hurt...

I onto the edge of the chandelier and it ends up swinging, I hold for dear life "As long this stays connected, I can find a way down with alchemy.." I hear creaking and I look up and see the connection to the ceiling fidgeting and cracking , I stare forward, deadpanned "This is going to hurt.."

The chandelier breaks off, and it thens begin to pummel to the ground.. With me on it! "AAAHHHHH!" It crashes into the walls and some portraits, and vases. They all were either knocked down or destroyed. ...I don't think I'll be able to pay for that...

*CCRRAASSHH!* *SSMMAASSHH!* *CCRRAACCKK!*

Yeah, I'm right... I hop off the chandelier and rolls on the ground, with minimal injury "That wasn't so bad.." then a part of the chandelier lands right on top of me "OW! THAT HURTS GOD DAMN IT!"

How can this get any worse?... "W-who are you?!.." ...I was just asking for that, wasn't I?...

I see a whole bunch of armed guards arrive and the last thing I see is a butt end of a gun smacks me right in the face,

Owww...

I feel.. oddly comfortable..

I shake my head and take notice of my appearance, my clothes are back! My black jacket and leather pants, my normal shoes, and my red coat with hood. I even saw my state alchemist pocketwatch! I take a look at my injuries, besides thewas obvious chandelier incident injuries, the wounds from the battle with that father bastard are healed!

I also noticed I had a pair of handcuffs on me... meh, was expecting that actually...not the first time this happened...

"Hello.." I look up to look at a blond guy, in a pair of pajamas. I have to admit, he looks kinda good... in a not gay way...I know what you are thinking, Stop that! He places his head in the palm of his hand "Who are you? Why did crash through my ceiling?..."

I gulped, this guy seems serious..."Im... Edward elric and... I was just passing by..." ...I really have to learn to make better excuses... "Edward... Elric?" I nod, he smiles "A commoner, I presume..."

I frown, in a alternative world, I am a fucking major!. "Yeah, I suppose.." he let's out a laugh that I believe that any woman who listens /except teacher maybe, General Armstrong, granny pinako, and maybe the lieutenant/ , they would swoon.

"And I suppose you don't have any money?.." I open my mouth and immediately closes it, I wasn't carrying any money during the battle at central, and even if I did, this is a different reality, also could mean different type of money...I'm poor...I am actually fucking poor...I have no resources...and I owe this guy's...

"My apologies, my name is Tamaki suou..." This is suou?...kinda young.. Then again, this is coming from a guy who became a military major at twelve...so, no room to talk "um... suou, I'm kinda poor so..." He moved particularly close to my face "W-what the hell you are doing?..." he smiles

"A commoner with no money?... " he grins "How cute..." Huh?!..I feel my face warm up, fuck I'm blushing... "W-wha.." "I have a way for you to pay for the damages..." he moves his face closer, centimeters away from me. I can sense his lips closing in and...

STOP THAT! NO GOD DAMN YAOI! "You could very well pay with your body..." THE HELL I JUST SAID!

He smiles "as a personal assistant.." ...YOU MOTHER FUCKER! I push him away extremely pissed, "You little son of a bitch!" He tilted his head "How old are you, You look 12 or 13..." ...*takes a deep breath* "WHO YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE COULD PASS OFF AS A GOD AMN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENT!" ...

He blinks..."oww...my eardrums..." I scoff "You deserve it... Fancy bastard..." he regains his composure and adopts a thinking pose "To repay me, you will have to be used for services.. I own the ouran high school host club..." I feel a strange feeling... he smiles and points at me "you are now the host clubs dog..."

A sketch of a dog appeared me and I sigh...

"Why am I always a dog?..."