Dear Viktor,
I was very glad to receive your letter and Quidditch season schedule. The boys were especially excited about the game in March. I am doing very well, thank you. However, I believe there's been a bit of a misunderstanding.
I was actually wondering if you had any suggestions for very sweet Bulgarian girl names for my daughter (who will be born in a few weeks). I have been asking my friends for suggestions and wanted to include you to have a more diverse option of names. While I am flattered that you would be honored to share your name with my child, I cannot possibly name my daughter after you. You understand, don't you? And Ron would have a fit! Couldn't you imagine how red his face would get? I'm trying to suppress my giggling for fear of waking Ron from his nap.
He's been really involved with George in trying to create new products for the shop, so he's been coming back late recently. Goodness knows he and George won't be able to work after my daughter is born. Ginny's told me it's a hellish zoo to deal with all the constant visitors aching to see the new baby. She had James two years ago, and family members are still constantly dropping by! Of course, you are free to visit us anytime; just send us a quick owl before you come, so we'll know ahead of time.
With best regards,
Hermione Granger