Hinata's Harem
Hey gaiz (haha geddit gaiz like gai only gaiz lol!). Im writing a niew awosem story i thought abut and i hope u GAIZ like it! OK here we go!
Diss claymore: Parody time. Inspired by Light Penguin and absolutenaruto.
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It as a beutiful day in the hyuga compost. Hinata hyuung was making tea like she always did for the family, her fanily was huge and she always had to make the tea in the kitchen with her fanily cook. She sadly poured tea in small fancy teacups sighting. The cook looked concerndedly at her and aksed, what is wrong, my sweet master?
Hinata sighed sadly again adn finished pouring the teacups then she put them all on trays and turned to the cook.
Oh cook, she said sadly, i donut think naruto kun likes me. She siged wissfully. I have loved him for so long that it hurts me so to not be affectioned by him too!
Well my lady, perhaps you could go to him u know, the cook replied wiesly, stoking his wooden spoon. U shold tel him hau you feel.
I did! she wailed. Oh i wish that ther was a way he could love me bak and not tht ugly slit saukra. Shes wuch a prostatute. (i hte saukra. If u like her get out! Shes such a use-less slit.)
There is a way rumble the cook quietly. He smirks as hinata gasped.
You mean..! She asked, eyes widened and mouth a jar.
Yes! Cried the cook hysterikaly, waving his spoon around. I mean... THAT!
But that is a hidden hyuung artifact, and noone is supossed to know abut it, hinata insisted.
The cook shruged. It is up to you, she said finaly, washing her woden spoon in the sink, she left and hinata was flustered. She served tea to everyone (ok im gunna skip dis sene becaus it isnt important ok?) and then returned to her room.
Why am i teated so unfairly? She cried, tears pulling in her eyes. She blinked them back and her big briht clear purple eyes shone with sadness. There is the artefact, she said shyly to herself. Pwrhaps i culd use it, just this once, noone wold notice... With this though in her mind, the hyuung princess (o yea ok in the hyuug clan the air is the prince or princess ok? Her dad is the leader witch means he is king ok but theyre still in konoha, is just a secret in the clan) slipsw into the seller, where the hyuufa stored all theyre artefacts.
Ok now where is it hinata wondered as she piked throu the rubbl and shining trofies.
Finally she opened a briht chest adn inside it were a crown. Oh! Hinaya cried. It is so pretty! She reached out tentetvly and ttouched it...
Boom!
The room was in-gulfed in a briht ligt like fire, only white.
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An: OMG like arent u excited? You shuld totaly be excited! This is the best fic ever!
Real A/N: Ok so I was inspired by Light Penguin and absolutenaruto, who both showed me their hilarious bad fics. I mean no disrespect to anyone who enjoyed this, but i think that at the very least, everyone who posts a story ought to spell check their work. Ive seen it happen far too many times where someone messes up something like a character's name. Once or twice is okay, but every time you say their name? That's just ridiculous. Anyways, i hope you had a good laugh. This is a snippet of lolz for my own enjoyment and your dismay. XD