Move Over Eds Chapter 1: No Vacancy, an ed, edd n eddy fanfic

Move Over Ed

by AmarieC

After their biggest fight, the Kanker sisters break up and move in with their Eds. But they aren't going to put up with that.

If you want to know who Veronica Kanker is, read Peach, Ach Creek.

Rated T for Kanker violence, other violence, drug content, and sensuality, you know, the usual.

Chapter One

"No Vacancy"

Marie Kanker sat down on her couch, she fantasized of her little 'Ed' as May plopped onto the sofa and grabbed the remote. She switched the channel to 'Underwater 4 1/2'.

"Heah, I'm trying to think!" Marie yelled, she threw May off the couch, then sighed heavily as if in a dream. May rolled her eyes, but being the most timid sister, she gave up and went outside. Lee lay on the roof, sunbathing.

"My hubby is gonna love my tan," Lee mumbled to herself. She took off her red framed sunglasses and looked down at May, "What 'ya doing?"

"Nothing Bowser!" May yelled, she frowned, "My hubby's gonna love this!" she mocked. Lee got mad and steamed up. She grabbed May and stuffed her under the crack of their trailer door after beating her of course. Lee then climbed back on the roof and lay down again. Marie laughed at May from the couch. "Be quiet Marie!" May demanded getting up and grabbing Marie by her hair. She spun her around the room. Marie yelled in pain and fear.

Lee banged on the trailer roof and jumped into the trailer, "Shut up down there!"

"Make me!" May shouted letting go of her sister's hair which sent her flying through the kitchen door with a loud smash. Lee busted a hole in the trailer ceiling and jumped into the trailer.

"D'you have PMS again?"

"No!" May yelled, "You guys keep ignoring me!"

"Wah! Wah!" Marie pretended to cry like a baby as she came back from the kitchen.

"THAT'S IT!!!" May screamed in frustration.

"What's it?" Lee asked.

"I am sick of you guys being mean!" May stopped shouting, "I have feelings like a dog. I want to be seen!"

"Heah, I'm the boss..." Lee tried to say.

"Who said?" Marie yelled.

"Me!" Lee shouted back at her.

"Shut up!" May screamed, they were doing it again.

"I don't listen to you, Lee," Marie yelled, ignoring May entirely.

"Shut up!" they screamed at each other rage fully.

The neighborhood's silence was broken by the roaring scream of three girls, "FINE!!"

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Eddy smiled as he marked off the final day of his two week grounding period on his calendar and rushed to his door. Opening it, he smelled the scent of sweet, sweet freedom. But there Lee stood in his doorway with bags in each hand. Eddy freaked and slammed the door in her face. He hid in his closet but didn't hear a thing. Then a knock came at his door.

"Go away Kanker!" Eddy demanded.

"It's me Eddy," a boy's voice said. Eddy went back to his door and opened it, Edd stood there frightened.

"Where did Lee go? She was just here a second ago," Eddy asked.

"She's right here," Edd said between his teeth, pointing to the left as she stood against the house. Her face was red from yelling. Eddy's eyes widened and Edd hurried into the house.

"Eddy, I'm moving in with you," Lee said pushing both of them out of the way and entering the bedroom, she started unpacking.

"Heah, this is my..." Eddy said, Edd whispered to him.

"Best not to fight it, Marie came to my house earlier and I tried to dispose of her. However, she was complaining about her sisters and that they were not living together anymore. Then she beat me."

Eddy rolled his eyes, "It's about time they broke up!"

"No Eddy, she took my bed!" Edd said in distraught ness.

"So take it back," he yelled as he took Lee's clothes out of his drawer and shoved them back into her suitcase.

"Heah!" Lee yelled, she put them back.

Eddy grabbed her wrist tightly, "This is my room, GET OUT!"

Lee stopped, she began to cry, "Nobody likes me, nobody listens to me."

"On no, the steam is turning into liquid," Edd stated, he awkwardly patted Lee on the back, "There, there, your sisters..."

"Leave me alone!" she yelled, "My sisters hate me." Eddy moaned, he knew she wouldn't leave now.

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Ed rolled on his side, sleeping in his bed. May climbed into his window, she set her backpack down and went over to Ed's bed. He woke up.

"AHHHH!!!"

"Shh," May said sadly, "Ed, can I stay here?"

Ed got out of bed, "Kanker hurt Ed!"

"I won't hurt you big guy," May said.

"Dah? Huh?" Ed asked.

"Please can I stay, my sisters don't want me."

"Want what?"

May cried, bawling out her eyes, "Even my boyfriend ignores me!"

"If I am your boyfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends don't hurt each other!" Ed said, his eyes watered.

May's head raised and she looked to Ed, "What are you looking at me like that for?"

"Edboy is touched by Kanker beast's senseless and unexpected babbling of the features!" Rolf said, his hands full of Ed's garbage that lay all over the floor. Ed and May stared at him. "Rolf is present to Edboy's filth to make manure!" Rolf explained himself, "Edboy's mother was happy Rolf desired such filth."

"Heah, that's my stuff Rolf," Ed smiled at him, he took the garbage from him after getting out of bed. He was in his underwear which didn't bother anyone. Ed looked around for a place to put the garbage and threw it on the floor.

"Rolf is confused!" he went upstairs.

"That Rolf cracks me up!" Ed said, he laughed until he remembered May's presence. May stared at him from the edge of his bed. Ed shivered in fright.

"Can I stay?" May pleaded.

"Hurt bad for Ed," he answered scared, "Yes."

"I missed you today Veronica," Edd said on the phone, Marie messed up Edd's bed and made herself comfortable. There was a pause as Marie listened to Edd's conversation with her cousin. He had been on the phone for a half an hour and Marie was getting mad. "No," Edd blushed.

"Well, May came over to my house and asked me what she should do to get Ed to like her," Veronica said in her bedroom walking around in her room.

"What did you advise?" Edd asked.

"I told her not to be violent and be nice," he heard her answer into the phone.

"Oh, well Marie is here now, do you think she would take your advice?"

"No, what? You want her to make you like her?"

"Of course not, well it would be nice if she was civil. But even then I would not be interested." Marie's fingers tapped against Edd's night stand impatiently, she wanted to go to sleep. And she was getting extremely insulted.

"Get off the phone Double D!" she yelled.

"Oh my, I am sorry Veronica, Marie wants me to disconnect. It is getting late anyway."

"Yeah, don't be sorry," Veronica replied.

"Goodnight, and sweet dreams," Edd smiled.

"Goodnight," she echoed, "I'll see you tomorrow." Edd hung up with a dreamy look on his face. Marie was laying on his bed with her arms folded, fists clenched, and a dirty look on her face.

"Marie, I know it may sound rude, but this is my room and you did not ask to come here and were not invited," Edd lectured taking a sleeping bag out of his closet.

"I don't care, I want to go to bed!" Marie yelled.

"Yes Marie," Edd sighed.

Edd's alarm clock went off. He woke up and crawled out of his sleeping bag. After yawning babyishly, he walked awkwardly over to his bed stand. Before he could shut off his alarm, Marie stretched out a hand from the covers she was submersed in and hit the plastic box, smashing it open. It stopped but Edd was surprised. Marie got out of the bed and went wordlessly to the bathroom. Edd heard his shower running water so he got undressed and started putting on his normal apparel. Marie opened the bathroom door and watched him finish. He heard her laugh and his eyes widened. He turned around, "Ah! Have you no sense of privacy!?"

"Guess not," Marie laughed.

"You sound like Eddy with those words," Edd mumbled.

"No I don't, we have nothing in common!" she said, her face turned scarlet.

"Marie, you're blushi..." he said, she slammed the door and locked it again. He thought standing there a second, then left downstairs to the kitchen. He rummaged through his cupboards not yet to notice the mess of food on his floor. "My," he remembered his friend, he opened his refrigerator. Hearing a faint snoring pattern, he opened two drool covered cupboard doors to his left. He wiped the drool off onto his shorts and looked at the sight. Ed was laying in the cupboard snuggling a turkey and a grapefruit. "Ed?" he tried to wake him, "Ed wake up."

"Good morning Double D," Ed said waking up, he opened his half shut eyes wide. Trying to get out of the cupboard, both boys realized Ed was stuck.

"Oh, let me held Ed!" Edd offered grabbing both of Ed's hands and trying to pull him out.

"Heave ho, buckanoe!!" Ed exclaimed, he squeezed his gut out but his thighs got stuck.

"Suck it in Ed!" he pleaded. Ed moaned and groaned as he plopped out sending him on Edd. His doorbell rang and he rolled Ed off him. "Excuse me Ed," Edd went out of the kitchen to his front door. Eddy tried to smile, cranky and tired as Edd answered the door.

"Heah Double D."

"Hi Eddy, you look..."

"Tired? It took me all night to get over the idea of Lee getting into my bed and sleeping with me, but she stayed on the other side of the room."

"That's wonderful, Marie was watching me get dressed!" Edd shut the door after Eddy stepped in.

"So?" Eddy asked, "Lee asked to take a shower with me!"

"That is so crude." The two went into the kitchen where Ed was trying to stand up.

"So where's petunia anyway?" Eddy asked.

"Taking a shower in my bathroom," Edd said, "She's probably down by now."

"Help me guys!" Ed moaned.

"Oh, hi Ed!" Eddy greeted Ed grudgingly, "You ate all my food again!"

Ed laughed, "Sorry."

"Oh you'll be sorry, 'cause we're gonna roll you to school," Eddy smirked.

"But Eddy, school is three blocks away!" Edd complained looking at his wimpy stick arms.

"We are going to push Ed to school, WE Double D!" Eddy said rolling Ed out of the kitchen. Ed laughed in amusement.

Marie came downstairs, greeting with, "Boys."

"Heah Petunia!" Eddy yelled madly at her.

"Shut up Eddy!" Marie said pinching his nose and going out the front door, shutting it behind herself rudely. Eddy growled, opening the door as Edd rolled Ed outside.

"Eddy!" Lee yelled from down the street, "Walk me to school!" She ran over and grabbed him by the arm while ignoring Marie. She then walked off with an involuntary Eddy. May stayed away from Ed and Edd because they were close to Marie at the moment. Edd struggled to get Ed to school.

"Put some back into it Double D, I know you got one," Marie said.

"I feel like a bowling ball!" Ed giggled.

Ed and Edd followed Eddy to the cafeteria slowly.

"I'm hungry guys!" Ed said looking at his empty stomach.

"Ed, how did you digest all that food so quickly?" Edd asked.

"The force?" Ed guessed.

"Eh, Ed couldn't have gotten that big from eating our food in one night, the story board is just exaggerated!" Eddy said as they walked into the cafeteria. The Ed's quickly picked up some food and went past the student-filled tables to the one they usually sat at in the back. This particular table was rusted, and they were sure a mouse lived under it. There Veronica sat and when she saw them she smiled.

"Hi Veronica!" Ed said then he dug into his food.

"Hi Mr. Eat My Friend's Food!" she complained laughing.

"Hello," Eddy mumbled looking around. Lee waved from another table.

"Salutations Veronica," Edd greeted feeling a boot rub against his knee. He smiled at her blushing and the foot continued to rub him. Eddy leaned close to Veronica to feel safe from Lee and felt her leg. He looked under the table and laughed as she withdrew. Ed laughed, but he didn't know what was going on.

"What's go funny?" he asked.

"Somebody missed somebody last night, it's May, Lee, and Marie's faults we didn't see you. They have to barge in, mess up our rooms, and be a pain in the butts!" Edd and Veronica were silent in embarrassment. Eddy snickered.

"Shut up Eddy," Veronica said. Ed was still laughing.

"Well, uhm, uh, huh," Edd stopped, not being able to think of anything but the way Veronica had been touching him.

"At least May is being nice!" Ed said, not telling half the kindness May had been showing.

"O-K Ed, you're talking about a Kanker," Eddy said, "A Kanker sister."

"I told her how she could get Ed to like her," Veronica explained.

"Oh, that'll work!" Eddy mocked.

Ed crept up to his house and went around the house to his bedroom window. Crawling through he looked around the basement, he had been at Eddy's house for an hour after school working on a scam.

"May?" he called. She came out of the bathroom and looked at him, she remembered not to be violent.

"Hello Ed," she greeted.

"What's that?" Ed asked pointing at a thing that May was holding.

"It's a toilet scrub," May answered, "I'm cleaning our toilet, guross!"

"Toilet scrub?" Ed's head cocked to the left curiously.

"Uh huh," she answered smiling at him.

"Oh, my mom told me to clean it a few years ago!" Ed said happy he didn't have to now. May's heart almost burst in gladness that he was pleased. "Thank you May!" Ed said setting his stuff down on the floor and going to his TV. May sighed watching him for a moment then going back to the bathroom. Ed looked back towards the bathroom looking for May, and finally back to the television set in confusion.

THE END of chapter one. Can you give me suggestions as to what I should include in the next chapters? Thanks, please review.