Surprise, Surprise

Have you ever wondered what happened to Colin, from the Simpson's Movie? Well, this is what I would think happened. Hope you guys enjoy it.

"Lise? Where are you? You in here, Lisa? Bart asked.

No answer.

"What's this?" Bart noticed a note. He picked it up and read it. It read...

Maybe I should tell you guys what happened. And why there is a note.

Bart is thirty. He is married to-can you guess-Jessica Lovejoy, or Jessica Simpson. He has one five-year old kid, named Zachary. And another one coming on the way.

Maggie is in college. And she is even engaged to some guy name Nathan Barlow.

And Lisa, is just, Lisa. She hasn't had a date since Freshman year of college, and she's twenty-eight! But that will soon change.

Knock, Knock.

Lisa was standing alone in front of Bart's house. The wind is picking up, and it's getting colder. Lisa wished she had brought a jacket. But more than anything she wished she hadn't wasted her life all on grades, and more on her social status. Because right now grades were not important anymore.

"Oh, hey, Lisa." Bart said surprised.

"Hey Bart," Lisa walked in uninvited. "Hey Jessica."

"Oh , hey, Lisa, this is a surprise. Why are you here?" Jessica asked.

"Yea, Lise? Why are you here?" Bart questioned.

"Oh, no, reason."

"Your lonely aren't you." Bart asked.

"Yes! Do you know what it's like to have no one around twenty-four seven?" Lisa exclaimed.

"Well, no."

"Lisa, I wouldn't do this to anyone, but if you'd like, you can stay in the guest room for a while." Jessica suggested.

Bart didn't like that. When he heard Jessica say that, we was trying to cut her off.

"Yeah! That would be great! Thanks, Jess." Lisa replied happily.

For some reason Lisa had all her bags with her.

In a whisper, Bart said, "When did she start calling you 'Jess', and where did she get those bags?"

"I don't know." Jessica replied.

"Oh and by the way, I won't be here tonight." Lisa said.

"Why?" Bart and Jessica said in unison.

"Because I have a double date with Maggie."

"What!" Both in unison again. "Why didn't you tell me that before?"

"I don't know. It just came to me. Anyway thanks again."

"This is your fault." Bart said to Jessica.

"Yea, I know." She replied.

The whole day past. It was very annoying for Bart. Because he thought he got away from it all twelve years ago. Jessica didn't like it either. She was getting a headache from either Lisa, the baby, or Zach. Zach was also sick of her, even though he loved her. He couldn't wait until she went away, is all he could say.

Night had come, and Lisa was getting ready for her date. His name was Tyler Granton. He was a police intern, at Springfield Police Training Center.

"Okay, I think I'm going to go now!" Lisa said, happier than ever. She was wearing a velvet, blue dress, about knee high. White pearl earrings, and navy blue high-heels. She wanted to look her best, because she did not want to mess up this date.

"Okay, have fun, stay out as long as you can!" Bart, Jessica, and even young Zach were saying.

Lisa was gone.

"Finally!" Bart shouted.

"I'm sorry Bart. I forgot how annoying she could be."

"Don't worry, I was even more annoying."

"Oh yea." Jessica said sarcastically.

Lisa was walking down Main Street towards Djibouti (pronounced ju boo de). She was so excited about having a date, finally. But she always wondered what would happen if she didn't brake up with Milhouse in High School. Or what about Nelson, her first crush. Oh, and who was that other boy she liked. It started with a C. Colin! she thought. What ever happened to him? We went to get ice-cream and then nothing. Lisa had shivered just thinking about him. She really liked him, and she knew he liked her. But it's too big of a world to try and find him now.

"Hey Lisa!" Maggie called, when she saw her. Maggie had matured a lot. She grew up smart like her mom and sister, and rebellious like Homer, and Bart. When she hit college she destroyed her bad ways and went for good. But she will always be more popular than Lisa, no matter what.

"Hey Maggie." Lisa replied, "hey Nathan."

"Hey, girl." Nathan replied.

Lisa smiled crookedly. She had no idea why Maggie liked him. "Have you seen, Tyler?"

"No, oh wait there he his." Maggie replied.

"Lisa! Glad you could make it!" Tyler exclaimed.

Lisa just smiled shyly. "Oh, Tyler, I never introduced you to Maggie."

"Oh, okay." Tyler replied reluctantly.

"Tyler, this is my sister Maggie." Lisa started. "Maggie, Tyler."

Maggie and Tyler shook hands.

"Nice to meet you Tyler." Maggie said politely.

"Dido." Tyler replied.

After Tyler said "Dido", Lisa was regretting him already.

"So are we going to go in or stay out in the cold?" Nathan asked.

"Okay." Everyone said together.

"Hey, Lise, you okay?" Maggie asked.

"Yeah, I'm okay."

"Are you sure?"

"No, I'm not sure about anything anymore, Maggs."

"Oh, well this time it might be better. He seems like a real keeper." Maggie said, hoping to cheer up Lisa.

"Yeah, a real zoo keeper." Lisa replied, becoming annoyed.

"Oh, he's not so bad. Look at Nathan for instants, he's a man. Tyler is a non-caring man."

"What? That doesn't make sense."

"Exactly." Maggie winked, and then walked off.

Lisa didn't know what to say. He seemed nice when she saw him at the super-market. I guess some things don't last forever.

Everyone was seated. Lisa and Tyler looked at each other, and then looked away. This went on for about ten minutes. Even though Lisa was looking at Tyler, she was thinking of Colin. It had been so long, and now that he was circling her mind, he probably could never get out.

"So, Tyler, I heard you are an intern at the Springfield Police Training Center, or SPTC. I think it's really cool. You know?" Lisa said, trying to start a conversation.

"Yeah, I guess it's pretty cool" Tyler replied sipping some coke.

Lisa looked down. She didn't know what to say. This dude was social dud, and I thought I was bad, she thought. "I think it would be cool. Your on the force, and you stop bad guys."

"Yeah, I don't do it for that."

"Then why do you do it?" Lisa questioned.

"For the doughnuts."

"What?" Lisa exclaimed. Again with the doughnuts, she thought. Did everyone in this down have an obsession with doughnuts?

"What?" Tyler asked, not knowing or caring what was going on.

Lisa rolled her eyes. There wasn't anyone out there but him.

"Finally the food is here!" Maggie yelped.

Lisa got tofu, and a salad. Tyler got a combo meal, with steak, chicken, and shrimp (Lisa hated that). Maggie got a sandwich with rye and turkey. And Nathan got cheese and crackers, and tomatoes and peppers.

"So, I'm guessing you aren't a vegetarian." Lisa commented.

"Nope! I love animals, up and down. Especially in my stomach." Tyler replied cruelly.

"Um, okay." Lisa didn't like this guy up and down. He didn't like anything Lisa liked. At least Colin wanted to be someone who didn't like doughnuts. Colin liked animals up and down, but not in his stomach. And he cared about the environment. The environment! Lisa thought. She would ask Tyler if he cared about the environment.

"Tyler? Have you ever tried to save the environment?" Lisa asked.

"No, have you?" Tyler said, practically ignoring Lisa.

"Well, I saved Springfield when I was eight. I told everyone to stop throwing in Springfield Lake. Because the pollution was extremely high. But someone, didn't obviously get the message. So, we were chased out of town, and forced to live in Alaska." Lisa said, starting to sound a bit overly excited about the idea.

"Oh yeah, I heard about you. You were that naggy girl who nags the town to do what she wants." Tyler replied.

"Yeah! I was that 'naggygirl'!" Lisa screamed. That was it, this guy was going to be gone.

"Lisa, calm down." Maggie said, trying to calm Lisa down.

"Calm down? Calm down! I can't calm down because this man is a big joke!"

"Joke? What do you mean, joke?" Tyler asked, only caring about himself.

"You are a scam! Why did I even go out with you?!"

Before Tyler or Maggie could do anything, Lisa had already grabbed her water and thrown it in Tyler's face.

"Why did you that?!" Tyler yelled.

"Because I'm done with you." Lisa replied crying. Now she would never have a family. Just a great job. And that wasn't enough.

Lisa ran out of the restaurant, crying. You could hear her high-heels clicking against the wet Springfield sidewalk.

"Lisa! Wait up!" Maggie called after her.

"No! I just want to be alone!" Lisa yelled back.

"But..."

Lisa was a confused girl. She didn't know want to do. Her head was hurting. Her thoughts were scrambled. And her emotions were going crazy.

Da, daa, da, daa, da, daaaa.

Lisa started slowing down. What was that she heard? It sounded so familiar.

Flashback

"Colin!" Lisa said as she ran to the dome.

Colin was playing her a song, but the dome cut off all sound.

"I can't hear you." Lisa said.

Colin wrote her song on the dome.

"Da, daa, da, daa, da, daaaa." Lisa thought that was the most beautiful thing ever. "I never thought my life could be anymore perfect. But this..."

Present (or future)

"Oh. My. God." Lisa said under her breath.

Lisa looked up, and at the edge of the corner was...

"Colin?!" Lisa screamed. Lisa ran down the sidewalk and appeared right in front of him.

"Lisa?" Colin asked, still having an Irish accent. "Is that you?"

"Yeah! What are you doing here?"

"I'm just raising money some money for the homeless by playing my guitar."

"Yeah, do you know what song that is?" Lisa asked, a little flirtatious.

"Of course, it's yours." Colin responded, playing along.

Lisa could not believe that she had found Colin! He was still the same boy he was. Never to grow up. He still remembered her, and she remembered him. This was insane, this couldn't be right, those no way he could be here in Springfield after twenty years. It just wasn't possible, but it was happening. No doubt about it.

"I guess this really is a small world after all."

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