Note: Hello and welcome! Let's see, I've been working on several pieces recently but due to all my wonderful ideas and A.D.D. i rarely finish anything. I hope to update this regularly, but we'll see. I'm only posting this because my friend is bugging me...anymewho, i find it extremely funny and hope that as the story continues the chapters will grow longer, but they might also graduate to M rated, I'm still debating...
Listening to: Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper (haha, so true...)
Disclaimer: I bet you wish I owned Naruto, cause you really wanna see stick people going around pretending to be Ninja. I do however, own the 17th Naruto manga (KAKASHI GAIDEN) and several pieces of merchandise.
Chapter One: Tall, dark, and ignored.
The black-haired youth walked down the street to greet his teammates at their usual stand. He actually despised the stuff, but because it wasn't worth the trouble to argue, he complied with his loud comrade's request of meeting there.
'Oi Teme!' He was greeted by said teammate, and something stirred within him—
"Kakashi, what the hell is this."
"It's my book!"
"...this better not be going where I think it is."
"And why is that Sasuke?"
"…"
'Ohayo Sasuke-kun! Don't mind Naruto, he hasn't had any ramen yet.' greeted his more annoying teammate. It was pathetic how she clung to him.
'Aa.' The youth with eyes like black smoke responded, sitting next to his preferred teammate. Instead of paying attention to him though, the blond started chatting with the pink head. Grrr…
TWITCH.
"KAKA-SENSEI!! YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT SASUKE-KUN!!"
"Aw, Sakura, you do know what I write is true. Why just last night--"
"KAKA-SENSEI YOU BAKA, SASUKE-KUN IS NOT GAY!!"
Character sighting: Uchiha Sasuke-
Tall, dark and handsome, the last Uchiha is every female's dream. Not only is he attractive, this young man is also heartless. Kunoichi everywhere come to see if they can win his stone-cold love. None have succeeded…yet.
"Hey, Kakashi-sensei, are you sure you're talking about teme?"
"Sure as that orange on your jumpsuit Naruto."
"Well then you might wanna add some stuff. Maybe say that he's a teme, and that girls really don't like him. He's also a loser and get's his ass served to him by Uzumaki Naruto, the guy who's going to be Hokage! Dattebayo!"
"We'll see if we can fit that in…"
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