They say that Neo's the one,
A job that is bundles of fun
But when Morpheus got mad,
Upset just a tad
And now Neo's life is all done

Trinity really kicked butt
But she always got stuck in a rut
Neo was her true love
Her soul flew like a dove
But now both their coffins are shut

The quiet one onboard was mouse
He always was just like a louse
They all hated him so,
This did Morpheus know,
So now the ground is his house

Tank was a lazy-ass bum
Annoying showtunes he'd hum
'Til one day he was shot
his life wasn't so hot
and all because he was thought dumb

Dozer was a big, hairy guy
Who was always afraid to cry
Then when he got shot
He deserved what he got
And now he is up in the sky

One day when the captain lost hope
With Agent Smith he eloped
Their kids were half-man
And made of tin can
For Smith, Morpheus was a dope