Cornette: It'll be Abyss vs Raven in a. . . a uh. . . a-
Morgan: Is this another one of those names that could just be called no DQ?
Abyss: Please Cornette how come if kurt angle goes through a table he gtets a free week of rest but I get put through flames and I'm in this gun match against 3 other people?
Cornette: That's a good question but maybe we should tell Raven why his paychecks aren't coming in!
Meanwhile with Raven & Rhino.
Raven shivers.
Rhino: What was that for?
Raven: I don't know. I feel like I'm losing money.
Cornette: Or why don't we tell Angle why everybody in the roster keeps pinning him for the title for 7 days a week?
Kurt: OOWW!! My damn ankle.
AJ had him locked in his own ankle lock. Cage comes out in knocks AJ down with a clothesline. He gives Angle a chair-to-chair combination (conchairto). And pins him.
1 2 3!
He knocks AJ out with the title.
And uns into an escape car.
Cage: Go Go Go!!
The driver turns out to be Kaz.
Cage: You're not my driv-
Kaz knocks him out with a hammer and pins him.
1 2 3!!
And drives away.
Cornette: Or maybe why we make fun of WWE all the time and they can't or else there headquarters blow up!
Abyss: No shut up!! This saga won't end until my statements are done first I-